"He was sitting directly across from me beaming how good his dick tastes right into my brain."

31.10.2025 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"the key to a healthy relationship is when your gf says the most unhinged shit of all time you just have to be like yeah that's so true babe you're so smart and hot"

26.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Pork tea would be awesome...oh, I guess that's broth!"

03.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Whatever I am eating is The Animal. I am the Alpha of the Animal!"

Said while eating:
- pumpkin seeds
- a carrot
- a handful of raspberries
- peanut shells
#contextmatters!

28.09.2025 08:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I like this one because you can see the blood cum."

03.09.2025 04:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0