Teenage son has a friend over. They are creating a comic. They just created a character whose description is: "Greasy 40 year old who still can't let go of his middle school talent show. He wears athletic socks and clogs and jean shorts."
I'm just sitting here watching them eviscerate him. π€£
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I didn't eat anything until 4:30pm and then ate half a tub of guacamole with the crushed remnants of a bag of tortilla chips whilst I waited for my actual meal to reheat in the microwave. Then I was too full to eat much of said meal. Did... did I do #GirlDinner correctly?
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
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Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time
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Photo of White House with caption "Breaking. White House to halt school tours as most Trump officials won't be allowed near minors."
It would be even funnier if they weren't going to shutter the Department of Education.
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Picture comparing Trump's cabinet pics to a meeting between Voldemort and his Death Eaters
This feels way too real.
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Dying. π
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I was told there would be tacos.
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