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I tried reducing my dog's polygon count to improve loading times but I accidentally rendered him as an infinitesimal one-dimensional point in spacetime and now I can't remember where I left him

Amused at Trump saying ‘We’re not dealing with Winston Churchill’ about Starmer. No, if you were dealing with Winston Churchill we’d have already have been fighting a war for two years before your lot even turned up, you scabby orange dough ball

Let's recap: The 2500 year old magical mystery myth teamed up with the 2000 year old magical mystery myth to attack the 1500 year old magical mystery myth because they didn't want the newcomers to build any world-ending nuclear weapons the old guard has thousands of.

But remember kids: God is love

And, of course, the USA dropped everything to wade into the fight alongside Churchill in 1939, didn't they?

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

That reminds me of an alternative out of office message I once devised:

THERE WAS A WEE COOPER WHA CAME FRAE FIFE

Nickety nackety noo noo noo.

More on that story with Krishnan after the break.

Well, tough. Now they know how everyone else feels.

Too late.

The Lego should be able to undo most of the damage.

Sounds like they'll all be safe, then.

Jesus can piss off, then.

Thirving.

My door is always open if anyone wants to drop by and listen to some of the new noises I've been making recently

And American attacks.

It's not as convincing as all the Adrian Chiles parodies.

That bunch is different, though. The slogans are all well-directed satire rather than random scatology. Much better.

Sack them all.

I made a noise while reading the news and my partner asked, “what?” and I got to hear myself say, “oh, just the country committing more war crimes.”

Putin-licker.

We shouldn't be selling them anything anyway.

Is it on the basis of legality, or on the basis of what you've decided are British interests?

Whose behaviour? Who is she?

Answer the question or get out, don't collect your appearance fee and never get invited on again.

Of course he is.

At least that way somebody can eliminate him and his cabinet without harming many human beings.

"Democratic" and "pro-U.S." are mutually exclusive.

I'm disappointed in him too, for pandering to Trump.

He'd just insult them, ignore the question and probably get them thrown out; but they should still ask.

He's getting his nap in early.