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Dickhead.

No, sorry. He shouldn't have wrecked that.

Photo of construction at the White House

White House To Add Pizza Shop With A Basement

And as for Arthur the Alleged Aardvark: what's the most distinctive feature of an aardvark?

Plotting where the next ‘shooter’ will be

Better target?

Filthy pig.

Not sure about tickety-boo. Hunky-dory, perhaps. (Hey, that's a muscular fish.)

The USA. It's even more of a shit-hole than it used to be.

Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse

In Waitrose?

I get her(?) confused with that Betty Blue porn sort.

They all look disturbingly human to me.

Ooh, cinnamon.

Sounds very Half Man Half Biscuit.

I believe there's a campaign to get it renamed "farage".

Anyway, shouldn't it be "Not now, flammable bin juice"? Or does it not sound sufficiently apocalyptic?

YouTube video by 4K Remasters “Are We the Baddies?” — That Mitchell and Webb Look

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You forgot Viennese comic playwright Johann Nepomuk Nestroy.

I hated it when stores banned free plastic bags. It was nice to use them for picking up dog poop. Oh well, I guess I'll find a new hobby. Maybe I'll get a dog.

51) the UK Labour Party need to understand that they were only voted in at the last election because they’re not the Tories and so maybe need to not behave like them.

A few people don't.

No, it's Putin's, and Trump was in love with him until a couple of months ago.

Congratulations, but whoever wrote that song should have their poetic licence revoked.

They wouldn't want to marry them. Divorce can be expensive.

He doesn't need all that space to do his stupid YMCA shuffle.

'Apparently' by Mike Barfield. Trump: the comprehensive Mexican food acronyms Taco: Trump always chickens out Nacho: narcissistic attitude causes hateful outbursts Chorizo: can't hold onto rational ideas, zones out Frittata: frequently raises international tariffs then alters terms afterwards Fajita: fascist-adjacent jerk, idolising tyrants abroad Queso: quite unlikely epidermal shade (orange)

From Private Eye:

That's CHANGE kit, of course. If their usual kit doesn't clash with the home team's, no need to change.

In case its AI module decides to destroy mankind.

Disgusting.

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