Guillotine beats paper.😈

I quit Walmart over 20 years ago and never looked back. Made it easy to quit Target last year.
Now I only shop local, because fuck giant corporations.

Primary every Dem Senator that just caved to Trump.

What was the point of holding out so long if they were just going to cave?????? Fucking useless, weak,impotent centrists siding with an authoritarian regime, in America.

Tonight was a very bad night.

I've never been angry about a woman saying she feels safe, but here we are.😡

Sweet mother of G-d…

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

*glares with immunity* 😑😏

a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast ALT: a man in a white apron is walking down a street in front of a green dumpster that says fast

Nancy Mace is so far up DJT's ass, she's wearing him like an Edgar Suit.

divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment

10/10 take. No notes.

Good thing I insist on outliving my enemies because right now, I just don't want to be here.

Every red state is a welfare state, and blue states have been carrying the rest of the country for decades.
I wouldn't move to a red state if they gave me a free house. And I really fucking want a house! The price would be way too high, though.

Don't you just love it when the trash takes itself out? NYC is about to be an even safer city! 🥰

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

It’s been 45 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona.

Mike Johnson is still refusing to swear her in because she’s the final vote for the discharge petition to release the Epstein files.

This guy doesn’t give a damn…about any other human being. He doesn’t even pretend like he does. He…is a suit full of BS…and a little of his own.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

This is what a New Era looks like.

That's a brilliant use of color. The thumbnail looks like a nature photo.

This is exactly what I imagine the world will sound like when it happens.

This person took this when they called the race

Somewhere near downtown LA, no lies told — blue states keep MAGA country afloat. 🔥

“You just keep on using me until you use me up.”

Apparently, we needed to be tortured for 10 months first.🤕🥴😵‍💫

Alec Baldwin and Tina Fae could do an SNL skit where Jack tells Liz everything.

Poor Cuomo has to move to Florida now. 😁😆😂