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Letting Fetterman score clean dunks like this is a threat to national security

I would argue it’s not regime change if they can keep using the same monogrammed cufflinks

It's kind of wild how driving the speed limit feels like an act of resistance against car culture

look if you have a way of conducting international trade that's more efficient than the U.S. military escorting every single ship in the sea to its destination i'd love to hear it

They literally spent the past 4-plus years blasting Biden over the withdrawal from Afghanistan and how "rushed" it was.

The savings we're getting here by annihilating decades of American science will pay for whole minutes of the operation to create decades of death, immiseration, and chaos in Iran.

$300 million mistake

That's the same cost as 25,000 Head Start slots

This is basically irans plan: wait for the US to run out of interceptors

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

lmao just remembered Bush 2000 ran against 'nation-building.' My whole goddamn life has been Republicans pinky swearing they won't start any wars unlike those feckless and weak bleeding heart Democrats. And news anchors, Op/Ed Pages, dumbshit guppy swing voters eat it up.

Pentagon offers no evidence to support claim it attacked Iran in defense The Trump administration’s effort to construct a case for war after shots started flying has few historical parallels.

They lost Politico? how

www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTON—In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that “the American people deserve a presid...

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The watermelon and the Joker on the floor are strong arguments in favor of NYC

The US, as a whole, is more anti-war than at any time in my lifetime. That there isn't a party you can reliably count on to oppose war on principle is one of the most deflating aspects of American politics. These fucking chickenhawks are willing to destroy everything to satisfy their bloodlust.

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

American political leadership is utterly captured by bipartisan commitment to military adventurism abroad and the police state at home. Example ad infinitum.

James Franco being executed by hanging. "First time?" he asks, as though he's been hanged before.

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Just want to note that 3am in Washington is like 11:30am in Tehran. The American people are the ones he snuck up on in the dead of night to conduct this illegal attack, not the purported enemy.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

im tellin ya all this guy wants, all this guy ever wants, is to shoot the shit with a handsome man who has a nice smile

Today it was snowballs. Tomorrow, someone could paint a black circle on the side of a mountain, causing our officers to drive the train into the mountain, turning the train into an accordian that plays a sad little tune indicating that the officer has been seriously injured

Wow

Abortion was phase I, trans healthcare was phase II, birth control is phase III

3 Nazis

This picture really speaks volumes about the sheer glee that Republicans take in Trump permitting them to act out their worst, most anti-social impulses.

This is who they have always been, thy were simply waiting for permission. Don’t believe a single mea culpa after he’s gone

Ming, Qing, Song, and Tang.

A political activist group hung a framed photo showing the UK’s former Prince Andrew on the day of his arrest on a wall in France's Louvre Museum.

Time for some "Who gave the stand down order?" hearings!

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

40-minute headways with a personal conductor for every passenger

Let me show you a wardrobe you can build with $1,700 🧵