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Yes, THAT Evilsciencechick

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Latest posts by escblue.bsky.social on Bluesky

Legit took me almost a minute to figure this out.

09.02.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TOM CRUISE JESUS THAT'S THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
#Superbowl59

09.02.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
suspicious duck: how did the women in his life describe him NOW ANGRY DUCK: HOW DID THE WOMEN IN HIS LIFE DESCRIBE HIM, MOTHERFUCKER?

suspicious duck: how did the women in his life describe him NOW ANGRY DUCK: HOW DID THE WOMEN IN HIS LIFE DESCRIBE HIM, MOTHERFUCKER?

true crime show: "his father and his brother described him as a perfect nice guy"

07.01.2025 07:45 — 👍 6083    🔁 730    💬 57    📌 13
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i’m at a consumer electronics show. this litter box comes with “multi-cat facial recognition,” which is a phrase i’ll be saying for the rest of my life

07.01.2025 17:10 — 👍 1074    🔁 153    💬 113    📌 47

why'd they name this app bluesky when Elders Scroll was right there

07.01.2025 19:23 — 👍 7739    🔁 639    💬 264    📌 39
A text post that reads. Look, here's the thing: alice in wonderland's enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense. Alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn't ask for and doesn't like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl's temper is the end of the fucking world. Alice in wonderland isn't a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that's just what being ten years old is LIKE. that's why kids love it so much. even if they can't quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

A text post that reads. Look, here's the thing: alice in wonderland's enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense. Alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn't ask for and doesn't like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl's temper is the end of the fucking world. Alice in wonderland isn't a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that's just what being ten years old is LIKE. that's why kids love it so much. even if they can't quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

Still the best take I’ve seen on the story.

03.01.2025 21:21 — 👍 1627    🔁 602    💬 22    📌 22

Minerva: I hate wet food.

Hermes: I will throw up if you give me wet food

Zagreus the new kitten: OMNOMNOM I LOVE WET FOOD!!!

Minerva & Hermes: ....

Minerva & Hermes: IT'S NOT FAAAAIR WHERE'S OUR WET FOOD WE LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!

02.01.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💀💀💀

05.12.2024 03:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

14.11.2024 14:35 — 👍 37156    🔁 6351    💬 790    📌 622