Joe

Sky did a PL stories about him recently. He had a Brent-like aura going around the training ground and you could tell all of the staff thought he was a dick.

I can understand your position 😂

Can they both step on plugs simultaneously, knock heads together and both do their ACL’s on the way down?

Classy response from Mikel. To pull out the classic “if that was Arteta…”, if Mikel had said what Hurzeler did about another team or manager in defeat then I think a vigilante team comprised of Gary Neville, Henry Winter and Jamie O’Hara would’ve arrested him and taken him back to the Bay of Biscay.

Or the sea. It’s right there.

And you, Fabian Hurzeler, can get in the the fucking bin.

HINCAPIE.

He’s worth every fucking penny. He’s been one the best players in recent games. absolute leader.

Deserves every plaudit coming.

This is all I have to say at the moment.

I mean, Ashley Barnes is still knocking about and I stand by what I said.

Fabian Hurzeler is genuinely the biggest cunt in the whole Premier League and that takes some doing.

Probably where the PTSD comes from!

That does actually make me feel somewhat better in the face of the inevitable disappointment. Just checked and Foden is starting so it will definitely be him.

I feel like every time we play the same time as City there’s an inevitability of them going 2 goals up within about 15 minutes. I’m expecting nothing else tonight.

Chris Kavanagh is definitely bringing some shenanigans tonight. Guaranteed.

Fair point, but given how high and mighty he’s been about us this week he should be coming out and playing Prime Wengerball.

It’s testament to how great Mosquera has been that I have no concerns with the Saliba injury (as irritating as it is) if he’s only going to miss a couple of games.

There is no way that he could be full of utter shit and he’ll sit in with 10 behind the ball like the rest of them? 🤷‍♂️

Really looking forward to Fabian Hurzeler putting his money where his mouth is and coming out and playing Arsenal at football tonight.

I don’t think bringing El Hadji Diouf out of retirement is going to save them from relegation.

You know that’s never happening 😂

I would actually love that.

That wouldn’t be a bad shout. Get Norgaard in. He could use the minutes.

I think maybe start them and see if wr can get the game won early on (pause for laughter) and then introduce them. Tbh I wouldn’t be opposed to benching one or even both but if they can possibly go one more and then have a week off then that would be great. Tonight is massive.

Make sure you keep your phone with you so you can keep Keith updated! 😂

Effectively, we need to save the legs of the good lads.

Then we can go with this against Mansfield.

If White doesn’t make it then play Salmon.

If MØ doesn’t make it, play Salmon and move Myles to midfield and Calafiori to LB.

If both don’t make it maybe Max could get some minutes and share it with another young player. Ibrahim or Julienne?

I think we should go unchanged again tonight, try and build some rhythm and then give some of these players a full week’s rest ahead of Leverkusen.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

If Arsenal do win the Premier League this season, they'll need to have the parade in the Cardiac Care unit because that's where everyone will be.

Hopefully fans of rival clubs can take some solace from the fact that we also aren't enjoying a second of this.