fagdoka magicum

nobody knows how much I support putting gay genes and estrogen in the water supply

many of you know my based political views which I won't give fully away here out of safety but it involves a giant industrial shredder that runs on billionaire blood

it is so simple its literally are you on the side of humans living or humans dying

OOOCH OUCH YEEEEEEOWWWCH your pussy too hot it burned me!! no really it did look *shows you my scorched schmeat* phoooo phoooo dang my piss is gonna shoot like aerosol now

just to hammer in how much of this war is just old diseased dying men playing with their toys one last time, did you guys know they're calling it "Operation Epic Fury"

lesbian but I'll still fall to my knees in sorrow and offer to give killer head to my weed delivery guy when I'm 5 minutes late picking up my stuff downstairs

becoming more and more clear that majority of so called allies have comfortably distanced themselves from what's coming for all trans people by saying "oh it couldn't happen HERE. not HERE."

they should make a straight-curious dom breeder DL 🐽 married with kids james bond

*walking into starbucks in a sexy leather jacket, my foot is bleeding, my penis is cut off and dried out and resting in my hand, and the sound of police sirens in rhe back is growing louder and louder* yeah hi baby doll lemme get a SWAGaccino

the chubby trans woman with the fat ass and soft tummy has unfortunately gained confidence in her body

me: *warming up the crowd* good afternoon ladies and germs

petri dish: *shouting from the back* im a transfem bacteria residue you horse's ass

fbi agent who got sick of trailing me: explain this!!!

me: *handcuffed to the table* it's just some cartoons

fbi agent: this is a model accurate LUNA from mlp THRUSTING her emo horse PUSSY knuckles on your PHONE

me: so we gooning to her or what

fbi agent: *taking off her pants* back to back??

#IGetHardWhenSheHugsMe

yes

we got the neutral milk HOTEL MOTEL holiday INN

also you wanna see the ass jiggle vid I posted on the other app 🥺🥺🥺

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

know i have a woman in my life who i love dearly and will marry in front of a mixed reception crowd of close family and mutuals, who will have to look my mom in the eye and say they know me from either posting ass on twitter or bluesky, but when resident evil requiem comes out she WILL be neglected

WHY DIDNT THE APP SHOW ME YOU BEING HOTTTTTTT

dr. pepper

baz luhrmann killing someone right before he dies and doing 100,000 ab crunches in purgatory so he can beat the fuck out of colonel tom parker in hell and do arkham city villain taunts in his face for the rest of eternity

they should just hurry up and let baz luhrmann buy colonel tom parker's bones like the elephant man and he could do whatever he wanted to them he could build a ball torture play chair out of him

new universal human experience is not seeing a single person in the movie theater crowd get excited for the mandalorian and grogu

this is to keep bad bitches apart

YES

lesbian sex repost you agree

they should make a fidget spinner shaped and smelling exactly like a real life hunting rifle

catnip for tgirls is either taco bell diablo sauce or the shaved pencil shavings they use for the bottom of hamster cages

I'm a trans woman with a bachelor's degree and a fat ass and a fishing license and a fat ass and a license to carry this fat ass of mine which means I should be allowed to have final cut privileges on dune part 3

she's got me corneredddddd