Kyle Hyatt

God he sucks.

Ok so hear me out: The Blues Brothers but it’s Fugazi.

Right? Right.

A post from someone named Smithauggie with a picture of Vada over Thomas J’s casket saying “he needs his glasses. He can’t see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses.”

Best one I’ve seen yet.

Whaddya call an act like that?

The aristocrats!

Quadraspazzed on a life glug

“We’ve news of a parents’ riot in Leeds where a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly Stadium.

Police helicopters then chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.”

You’re not punk and I’m telling everyone.

They got the date wrong and the last baby thing, but they nailed Stephen Miller’s look 100%.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Baby Please Don’t Leave is basically stoner doom metal and I’m so here for it. Just the nastiest guitar tone and drum sound.

Petit Ecolier would be on mine, but I’d have TimTam, the raspberry sandwich cookies from IKEA and Thin Mints (right from the freezer)

Strong “I have an online girlfriend and she’s a model in Europe” energy. Such a fucking loser.

Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening

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Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

Transverse turbo inline six! Peak Volvo.

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*but kept DHS funding as-is for two more weeks, effectively allowing the news cycle to move the narrative away from these murders and onto some unimportant bullshit.

Maurice is the Teflon don.

I can't believe I'm writing this but: free Don Lemon.

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

Any journalists being arrested by the state, but yes, agreed

May Chuck Schumer get hyper-cancer or turbo-ebola for his constant sabotaging of the most basic reforms.

First, they need to broaden the definition of useful and then do this.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

RIP to Catherine O’Hara who really one-upped the commitment to the general strike.

Yeah he had a thing with VW and got pressers semi-regularly

I delivered press cars to his house in Seattle when I was in college. His wife is a delight. Very nice lady.

But supermutant!!