Kyle Hyatt

Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us

It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

meme of a skeleton lifting. text says "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [linkedin Apply Now button] INTO [email saying 'Unfortunately, we will not be moving forward...]"

American culture has never been more of a race to the bottom and I’ll be shocked (pleasantly) if any of us make it out of the next few years alive and free-ish.

I don’t think I’ve been this scared by the state of the world and without hope for the future since the US started bombing Afghanistan on my 18th birthday, right as I’d been forced to register for the draft.

Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.

The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting

LAPD out there like

Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.

Children being in business class should be a misdemeanor at least.

one does not awaken of a summer morning expecting to say "we stan Glendale," and yet...we stan

I’ll wave from Bologna atop my pile of Parmesan, prosciutto and the skulls of fascists.

Eminem dressed like that.

A full Tejano band in a big truck rolled into the Olvera St, the lead singer has a Fuck ICE shirt on, and this protest is now a dance party

¡Que Viva David Huerta!

¡Que Vivan Los Trabajadores!

¡Que Viva California!

¡Si Se Puede!

#FreeDavidEndRaids

This used to be a real country, etc etc.

Yeah Ton', it's me. Elon and the big guy are breakin' up during Pride Month, just like you wanted.

So, like an idiot, I bought a 17-year-old Range Rover I live in Southern California. More specifically, I live in the Pasadena area, which, if you were paying attention to the news on January 7 of this year, experienced some especially devastating wil…

I finally got around to writing about my planned Range Roverland build and I’m super stoked to have it hosted at The Hooniverse. Check it out since I’m bad at self promotion. www.hooniverse.com/so-like-an-i...

Sold!

Can I pick Black Hands even if I’m not Serbian and have no real opinion on Archduke Franz Ferdinand?

no, first tomahawks and second tomahawks will not simply combine even though we operate mere feet from one another, because second tomahawks refuse to adopt these common sense reforms to the bylaws I proposed

Show us your writing process in a gif

Wait, he had goodwill? Dude has been a crap governor at every turn. I miss Jerry Brown.

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This record is 22 years old now and still both an incredibly relevant critique of American culture, but also just an unassailable banger.

Actually, this is true of most of Sarah Kirsch's discography. www.youtube.com/watch?v=75vZ...

a goat with horns is standing in a barn with two people standing next to it . ALT: a goat with horns is standing in a barn with two people standing next to it .

He’s paying attention.

One spray done at least 30 minutes before boarding in a location other than the gate should be the rule.

More than that and they’re riding in the cargo bay.

I initially read that as Jeffrey and agreed wholeheartedly.

So over for you hoes

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Andrew Krok just filled the cup.