Mini Cooper

TBH there are a lot of people who would like to punch jnr in the mouth

Strongman... nope!

He's a cowardly bully with a magnifying glass and an ant farm, unfortunately the good old people of the world are the ants!

It'll never happen, apparently cowardice is a genetic trait in that family!

Rotting from the inside out, which isn't really surprising!

I reckon it will either be Rudi or some other 2nd rater gtting assasinated by Somali pirates, or if things are going really badly and they need a more extreme distraction, the whole if the GOP will start r@ping kids, so they can say "Well everyone does it, so it's not a problem!"

Because Putin doesn't want Melonoma falling out of a window just yet, she's still useful to him

Must have been having one of his Hannibal Lecter moments, the 🍊💩 will like that as he and Hannibal are beat friends 🤣🤣🤣

The 🍊💩 would happily sacrifice the entire US military to make himself feel tough... Oh! and to distract from the TrumStein files... all while being too cowardly to have served himself!

What do you expect when the main qualification to lead an agency is either to have been on Fox, to be nice to the 🍊💩.... Oh yeh, and possibly pay him a lump sum of $$s

Yeh, I've heard there are a few underage girls that said he said that too 😬

They'll probably use it as some form of tax write off!

How the world views the US

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He's pushing towards people eating road kill again, isnt he?

TBH it can't be that hard for them to defend pedophiles when so many of them seem to get arrested themselves for that exact same thing. Hardly a day goes by when we dont hear about some MAGA pastor or politician being arrested for kiddie fiddling!

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Yeh, that'll be the shrooms 😉

You keep Jethro Dingleberry Vance's nickname out of your filthy mouth Bondi!
😂😂😂

Is it because it just goes: "Blah, blah, blah, lie, bullshit, lie, same old, same old, waffle, moan, complain, woe is me, lie, boast, ramble, lie, the end" by any chance?

Unfortunately, like in the US, there are even more racist morons, who will do their best to vote him in, all supported by the RW media. Of course, when he gets in and fucks everything up, it will all be Starmer/Labours fault. A bit like the economy was, one month after 14 years of tory rule 🙄

Well, he's certainly following the script.

Call the other side corrupt, then just go ahead and be more corrupt than them, while still claiming the other side are the corrupt ones.

Oh, and don't worry, your stupid rube supporters will just believe whatever you tell them!

Give it another month of brain degeneration and he'll be claiming he created the earth, he can walk on water, he can turn water into diet coke, he can feed 5 thousand with 5 big macs and 2 portions of french fries and the MAGOP wil just nod and agree!

Hey! Maybe that's his plan for affordability! 🤔

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Welcome to the banana republic, governed by banana republicans and ruled by a demented orange toddler that wants all the toys, throws a tantrum when told no and wants to hurt anyone that doesn't invite it to their birthday party!

Noem shot her dog. So, she probably just sees sending a baby into a measles outbreak as like sending your dog to the vet to have it put down!

There's a good bet that the fat, demeted, 🍊💩 has already "reallocated" the money to his own bank account, or some other slush fund of his!

Fuck Off!

No-one wants Jnr and Eric!

That fucker has a brain like mush and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea!

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They should just be fired... into space, on one of Elmo's rockets!

I believe they said he had a can of gas and a rifle, so that was probably gas for a mower, rake for leaves.

The deciding factor on whether to shoot was probably the shade of his skin!

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Greenlanders be like...