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Ben Usaf

@cockbeard.bsky.social

Kickyball, data science, and grumpiness Cherries, Preds, and punk rock

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Not my fault, I've only actually got 7 minutes

Turned out I'm not actually very good at this being funny lark

It's not as easy as just making dinlos laugh in the pub

09.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously??

Boy leapt 3' in the air

Fuck off, Hill is allowed to stand his ground

#afcb #utciad #botn #boutot

07.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nowt wrong with aiming high

03.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@andrewhunterm.bsky.social Your question on the fish pod triggered a memory

So I give you the Getafe shirt from 2010

So yes, one silly company did sponsor the inside of the shirt, and it wasn't pointless as it went viral

26.12.2025 10:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To anyone asking that question the answer is almost always "yes, but she simply doesn't want yours, get over it"

23.12.2025 11:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

40M for the USMNT skipper??

Try again, just sack some more dinner ladies, you'll find the money for a real bid somewhere

I mean you lot lurrrrve spending money

15.12.2025 13:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Chelsea owners bought him all those players

They'd be angry if he wasn't sweating his assets

10.12.2025 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure whether to reply

09.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not offended at all, I think we all want a conference/Lg2 side that we can see some youngsters against but not so low down the pyramid that we're the bid bad for beating them

Whereas both sets of fans see this as winnable, but a struggle, so no real respite from PL slog

08.12.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TBF We'd not exactly call it ideal either

Hope Michael's right though, it's a difficult enough journey at the best of times, let's hope it doesn't end up at silly o'clock because the Tongan Islands want to televise it

08.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What to do if you are inadvertently teaching your child to play the "wrong way"

No invert x-axis?

Easy, just turn the telly upside down, problem solved, they're adaptable at that age, it'll be grand

@onelifeleft.com @stecurran.bsky.social

06.12.2025 12:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both things are true here

Ref lost the game very early, never managed to claw it back

We lost our heads and got involved in the creator bits of the game which did ourselves no favours

Crap ref or not, should be stronger and more mature

30.11.2025 07:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eva brace in the second half

Hopefully ref watches a few of the drivers at half time and come out determined not to be conned by then again

29.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're targeting him now

Even if he does nothing wrong they'll buy a second yellow for Alex eventually

The two going down at the corner should have opened the refs eyes up to it a bit more. I wonder if they're made of sugar just melting in the rain

29.11.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they always go down this easy at least we know the WAGs are well looked after

29.11.2025 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

TBF I did see the Traores knee buckle under him there. I don't think that's pleasant

However it's time refs not only remembered to book folk for simulation, but maybe to tell managers that the player can't continue, because with all that rolling about their clearly too injured to continue

29.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think I've seen a forward line fall over as much as this ever

And keep appealing to the ref, and the home fans falling for it and claiming the same

Don't blame the ref, blame the hitman, put some longer studs in

Diving twats

#afcb #utciad #botn #sunbou

29.11.2025 15:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's because our teams don't win much and we're not entitled little nincompoops

29.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not reading the thread, but I'm assuming this is one of our backwards transatlantic cousins

And they've never heard of butter

22.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Open Borders??

We've always had open borders, remind them Sooz

We're a fucking island

21.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He seems to love Israel as well

Wait until he finds out who killed Jesus

15.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to this day never fly fished directly underneath HV lines

05.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know

You should always hang shirts from the hem

You destroy the shape by doing it at the shoulders

05.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plus we'd have to take the Euro which means ceding huge amounts of soft power away from London and to Frankfurt

But then if we had a strong government, Cameron would have had the balls to say, "Cheers for your opinion, fuck off, stupid turkeys voting for Christmas"

04.11.2025 09:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm no Brexit apologist, I was no brexiteer at the time either

However I'm genuinely unsure at the moment, a strong government would remember that 90% of EU trade deals were British deals grandfathered in when we joined the EEC, and that by rights we should still be able to use them and update them

04.11.2025 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You talk a lot of sense

Reversing it however is a madness now. We have to find a way to lead from the outside, rejoining will make us weaker as we'll never get as favourable terms as we previously had

04.11.2025 08:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Also Rez, but with artistic license

Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well

04.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's more than 3

28.10.2025 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This means you'll likely never get to find out just how good @afcbpodcast.com is, that's a shame ;)

#afcb #utciad #botn

26.10.2025 10:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Codemasters are gonna chase this for IP infringement

But then we've waited a long time for a Dizzy remake

26.10.2025 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0