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Fredrich Beluga

@f-beluga.bsky.social

Railroad mogul and true heir to the Herzen family fortune (Parody Account)

93 Followers  |  59 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 12.02.2025  |  1.9843

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I'm afraid we've not reached that step in development just yet. For now, you'll have to build your own.

01.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, thanks to its new emotional matrix, it's capable of processing sadness and so many more emotions!

01.05.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A shame. Nevertheless, we appreciate your patronage.

01.05.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Previous Molentary Express customers will receive an exclusive discount! I trust you are one, correct?

01.05.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Development on the mobile fortress line of transportation is going swimmingly. Paying customers will soon be able to take a ride from London to Oxford in roughly one hour in splendid luxury.

01.05.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I purchased it some time ago. The best scientists in Britain are working on it right at this very moment to enhance its capabilities.

01.05.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You of course remember Dolores, who you stole from me.

29.03.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what you did, Anton. I will say no more.

29.03.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Any opinions expressed on this account do not represent the views of the Kensington Rail Corporation and associated subsidiaries, i.e. the Molentary Express.

29.03.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. If you saw his antics as a teenager with your own eyes, you would agree.

29.03.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A homosexual.

29.03.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't call my brother a poof, you imbecile!

29.03.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do not encourage him!

11.03.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT!!! How are you texting on a fridge? This is madness! I can't take away a fridge!

11.03.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct! The police asked me to stop all the noise complaints!

03.03.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Deal with him yourself.

17.02.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nigel! We've all wanted to do this at some point, but you've taken things too far.

13.02.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fredrich Beluga.

13.02.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Samuel, everybody knows this is you, it's not funny.

13.02.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It shows my strength. I have the might of a beluga whale.

13.02.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who even are you?

13.02.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I won’t let the homosexuals force me out of this site. No homosexual can defeat Fredrich Beluga.

13.02.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to give that Zuckerberg a single penny! He insulted me at a gala. And I don’t need more minions, I already have enough on the payroll.

13.02.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

COAL!!! SHOVEL IT!!!

13.02.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't listen to that fool! I'm his uncle, and I need him to get back to work!

13.02.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell are you doing, Samuel! Give my brother his phone back, or you're on coal duty for the rest of the week!

13.02.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is everybody on this app besides me a homosexual?

13.02.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My 100th follower will receive an exclusive 5% discount on a ticket! Now don’t let anyone tell you I’m not generous.

13.02.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quiet down over there! I’m trying to sleep!

13.02.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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