Noel Casler Comedy

Pro Tip: POTUS that respect our service members don’t leave them standing around for an hour just because they can. Guys who only see them as props do that, Trump would disown one of his own kids if they joined the armed services. He wouldn’t invite wounded vets to ‘CA’ finales.

“I have seen Trump palling around with folks who have gone to prison for dealing drugs - they were his guests at after parties. His own son, Don Jr., consumes enough cocaine to prop up the Bolivian economy in perpetuity.”

I believe Jeff Bezos has owned the footage since 2022 thru his acquisition of MGM, which had it thru Mark Burnett. Last I heard it was buried in a vault somewhere. NBC was always just the most predator friendly of the networks IMHO so Trump may have a soft spot. We shot the first CA Finale at SNL 8H

'Bad Company' Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

Another excellent Sunday essay from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
"I have observed Trump since the 80s and have experience with him going back to the 90s: his mantra has always been ‘Fuck you, stop me’.
So far nobody has - and we, as a nation, need to wake up and fix that soon."

'Bad Company' Another unprecedented week has come to pass in the United States.

“Trump appeared as unwell and unstable as any leader in history - my caution to you is that he has the potential to be much worse than any despots who have come before.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

MSNBC is just atrociously bad reporting, it’s like half-informed podcast hosts. Lutnick didn’t just ‘happen’ to be Epstein’s neighbor, he bought his townhouse in a deal brokered by Jeffrey’s own brother, and has deep ties w/Trump fundraising re:Epstein’s former clients. Bill Barr all up in mix too.

Gonna re-up this since today is the 7th anniversary of the murder of Jamal Khashoggi by MBS who has his first annual comedy festival underway right now. Bet it kills.

‘Russ Vought takes no pleasure in dismantling federal agencies & firing thousands of government employees. Pleasure is the playground of mortals, Russell feels the orgasm of the gods when he forces his CT townie geek scepter into the heart of democracy, then orders up Nardelli’s’

If you enjoy my posts, please don’t tag me in other people’s replies. I mute or block any account that does fyi.

Trump has no public events on his schedule today, yesterday he hid out, the rambling Benzoed stupor you saw him in Tuesday has been his base line for years. His staff & kids have done a great job of hiding his decades of addiction with an able assist from NBC & Mark Burnett.

I too had been critical of sell out bro comics taking money from a murderous thug and state sponsor of terrorism and brutal human rights oppression until I heard they ‘got a f*cking Chili’s over here’ where do I sign up, MBS?

Had the honor of meeting Jane Goodall once backstage at Global Citizen, she had a glow as I believe I captured in this pic. What a blessing she shared it with the world.🙏

I would have assumed MBS’ first choice in headliners for his comedy festival would have been Dana Carvey.

Saudia Arabia & Jared Kushner just purchased gaming giant EA for 55 billion, this follows the acquisition of a couple dozen ‘gamer type’ comics.

'Sad But True' I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn we’ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.

“The U.S.A. will soon be viewed by much of the world as not only an anti-democratic aggressor but as the largest purveyor of the myopic, misinformed views and intellectual laziness that is killing our planet. We live in an age of absolute unaccountability when it comes to the Trump administration.”

Looking forward to the Ezra Klein think piece on why Bari Weiss taking over CBS News is a good lesson for Democrats. Speaking of Beardos.

When we had to stop tapings on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ so Trump could have his Depends changed we called it a ‘shitdown’ perhaps we should do the same when he shuts down our government.

'Sad But True' I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn we’ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.

“The U.S.A. will soon be viewed by much of the world as not only an anti-democratic aggressor but as the largest purveyor of the myopic, misinformed views and intellectual laziness that is killing our planet. We live in an age of absolute unaccountability when it comes to the Trump administration.”

'Sad But True' I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn we’ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.

“It’s no accident that after his post authorizing the ‘Secretary of War’ to use ‘Full Force’ against an imaginary organization the right like to call ‘Antifa’, he tweeted out a cartoon of himself firing Powell.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Hegseth was like, ‘hey do what you gotta do, disregard the Geneva Convention, rules of engagement. Break sh*t & kill people & if you abuse & assault your fellow service members we won’t hold it against you’

And then Trump was like, ‘you should practice all that in Blue cities’

‘It’s called Jesus & Jeans, I can hook you up, they got it all bro, barbed wire cross t-shirts, bedazzled crosses, jeans with a cross on back pocket, bad ass looking ones too, not those skinny hipster crosses, girthy, manly crosses with fire and skulls n’ shit, do u lift btw?’

‘Bro, I tried Chipotle mayo once at Subway, that sh*t was spicy…no thanks, sticking with my applewood smoked wings and Bud Light. Anyway, like I was saying the secret of a war fighter is in the socks, take these for example, my wife gets ‘em for me on a Christian clothing site’

Hegseth’s was like a guy they bring in to hype up employees at a corporate convention in Dubuque, ‘You’re not just Mary Kay Cosmetics reps you’re murderers! Get out there & destroy!!’ Also, can anyone give me a ride to Chili’s later, my car has one of those breathalyzer things’.

'Sad But True' I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn we’ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.

“It’s no accident that after his post authorizing the ‘Secretary of War’ to use ‘Full Force’ against an imaginary organization the right like to call ‘Antifa’, he tweeted out a cartoon of himself firing Powell.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Every time I hear a MAGA bro country song it’s ‘cold beer and a Saturday night, full moon and her jeans were tight’ and then I visit and it’s ‘open lesions, smoking meth from a can, back seat of a rusty sedan, state takes the kids away, lost the trailer cause we couldn’t pay..’

Guess it was the ‘highest male standard’ on display in Chicago when more than a half dozen ‘ Brave ICE officers’ couldn’t catch a single dude on his bicycle ten feet away, my man even went back for his phone. As a former bike messenger it made me proud as did the ‘F*ck Trump!’.

When Hegseth went on his ‘fat troops & fat generals’ rant did he think about the BF% of an average Trump rally? Or has he ever seen the dude he was opening for? Donnie Meatloaf wears a ‘fn’ girdle.

I’ve known Trump long enough to know he always foreshadows his next moves, they start as a tease to soften the ground so to speak, get folks acclimated with the unthinkable. Bringing up Canada as the 51st state in a room filled with U.S military top brass is no accident.

Is it too late to get Trump a slot at the Riyadh Comedy Festival? He’s killing harder than MBS & Kushner on Whatsapp.