Amalgamama

the metal detector is non functional, how disaapointing! what 15 years rotting in a basement does to a mf... how are we going to bring about The Dark Lord's retur- i mean uhhhh, get a cool new hobby now? i suppose our birthday is coming up and we can get a new one detector then

me: it's good! but may i make some constructive criticism
them: sure c:
me: okie! \*puts hard hat on* this sucks shit, dawg

we’re not gonna talk about the walking dick that killed me that never happened

wont post all my artfight drawings but I'll share a few :3 this one was for Dapuffster!!

itsy bitsy vulpix

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if only sleeping was easy got DAMN!!!!!!!

hmmmmm tomorrow i will use a 15 year old metal detector that our mother got us from toys r us to develop a new hobby. brilliant plan for self improvement, or devious machinations of a yet unseen force... you decide!

A screenshot of Umamusume Pretty Derby. Curren Chan is looking expectantly at the trainer but a dialogue option bar partially blocks her face. Text reads: Curren Chan: It’s just, if you told me I was cute, Big Sis… It might give me that extra boost I need, you know? The reply in the center of the screen reads: …You’re cute.

Many such cases

Moomin Violence and Destruction ASMR

if you need to talk, the others and i are here for you. we don't have money but its important that people don't feel alone. feel free to msg us if you need supportive friends 🫂

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

A mug with a shit ton of skulls covering it. The handle is a bone.

the tankard of a hundred boners

if folks can help, my rent's due tomorrow. i'm still jobseeking after my car broke down & was stolen, and asking for help is the only way i've been able to stay safe & housed. to pay on time i'll need about 91% of the goal, and the rest is food. thank you, everyone. <3

#helpsky #mutualaidrequest

An orange an white cat seen from very close

Hey can u guys watch Moomin for a second I need to run out for a bit. U can stare into his eyes and he’ll sniff loudly at you

@daniflytrap.bsky.social I LOVE YOU BY THE WAY!!!! GRAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Went to Belle Isle with my girlfriend. Didn't get to stay too long because she had some physical issues that we felt meant we should get her home, but at least I got to hold and kiss her =}

HAUNTED DOLLS in YOUR AREA!!
They're all yawned up and ready to nap!!!

Click >>HERE<< to tuck them in

hey. go help this lady out if you can. she's got a jellyfish shield and doesn't take any shit from gargoyles.(invaluable to society and planet earth)

hey gals quick question do you think having a girlfriend is A. cool and awesome or B. ahhhh scary!!!! i think its kinda nice...

im melting wuaohjgghhhh...

give everyone awesome 99% of 1 billion dollars (cool life hack to avoid the Billionaire Atomizer)

they should make video games

Should I teach her
that we eating meals for
"Dinner"?

AAAHHHHH! Don't startle me like that bro!