Lizzy

So these bubble animations were made with clear gel in this sequence from the movie "A New Dawn".

Caught myself thinking "I gotta talk to someone about this...someone cool..." and realized I invented the concept of having a friend

Sometimes I think I ask too many questions at work but then I remember that when people are answering my questions I'm getting them out of doing their own work.

Just accidentally cinnamon challenged myself a lil bit

When I say "I've invented reverse book club," what you should picture is me telling my boyfriend about the various exploits of Jack Aubrey

I've invented something called reverse book club, where we all read different books and then tell each other about them. This way, I don't have to get anyone to show up to meetings. And we don't have to read at the same pace. Now who wants to hear me talk about Tai-Pan.

A team of scientists, lawyers and public relations experts worked tirelessly and have created the "least reliable testimony," surpassing even the most extreme theoretical models.

It is my opinion that all urgent care clinic staff should have to do a rotation in a busy Italian restaurant.

The picture is the ship from Star Fox 64 as depicted in Super Smash Bros The text is "Taylor Swift on her way to the other side of the room"

Everyone at my job likes me...but not enough to stop tracking my productivity. Shame. I could really use a couple paid hours of lying down.

Martyrs live forever

The good thing about having terrible circulation is I can use my own hands as icepacks when I have a headache in the winter.

My job has a thoughts-and-prayers approach to training. I can't 100% explain what I mean by this but it feels absolutely correct.

It helps me with the sensory side but obv people vary

This might sound like a dumb obvious question but I didn't think of it for years - do you wear gloves?

Running on policies people actually want sets a dangerous precedent that the masses have the right to influence public policy more than our generous funders and lobbyists

Ok painting ONE lil guy for ANE art show…waiting for bits to dry still

Four panels of a cat dancing in a strange way PANEL 1: Narrator: "The heaven you were raised to believe in has no accommodation for the you that was produced by that raising." PANEL 2: Narrator: "Success in our institutions is an acting competition for who can best model the role of normalcy on the decaying set" PANEL 3: Narrator: "Work all week to further your alienation and you earn an hour with a therapist so they can tell you to go easier on yourself" PANEL 4: Narrator: "Hazing is so prevalent in daily life that it is impolite to point it out."

cat dance

(12 minutes)

Goddamn it now I cannot rest until I have some sort of butter noodle

in case dems were worried about "pushing the rhetoric too far" here's a world-famous normie telling you to do your fucking jobs for once in your miserable lives

Thinking about Phantom Thread again. Aka the ideal relationship.

Local Woman Gets Job, Does Not Fucking Want To Do It

The chancellor at the state school i work at requested a year end bonus of 100k. I genuinely think we should kill these people. No kidding I do not think people like that should be allowed to exist.

Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343

A close up of rock covered in various varieties of moss and lichen, and surrounded by snow

It’s #MossyMonday
in the land of moss and snow
🧚🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️
💚❄️💚❄️
#photography #nature #forestfinds

Classic apple bullshit

Abnormal & sounds crazy to me (upstate NY)

My lovely boyfriend got me a music player for Christmas because of my extremely neurotypical complaints about phones & apps ❤️

Digital painting of a meteor shower. In the foreground a character with large glowing wings looks into the distance

Shower