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Corey these are so good they're making me want to read the books

13.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

26.12.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11073    πŸ” 1832    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 62

I am not mad.

13.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.

23.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 79
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Finally finished this large drawing. India ink. 22x30”, sharpie for size reference.

03.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck with the anemia, I hope you feel better soon, I love your posts and this pic

03.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me & my client have one thing in common - neither of us wants to do their taxes

06.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fun follow up - turns out it's the professor's first time teaching online, he had a baby 2 weeks before the semester started, and all of our deadlines have been pushed back a week because he keeps being late putting up materials. SUNY do better paternity leave

05.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Protests Are Highly Effective, Met Police Confirm"

04.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 707    πŸ” 312    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

can't get over how masked gangs of government thugs are kidnapping innocents off the street and the official democratic party response is "we need to ignore that and focus on health care premiums"

04.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 628    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
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Jack Aubrey would have invested in nfts

23.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh God he would've lost it all on the first Bitcoin crash

23.09.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Free nail trim though, that's something

21.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not the one trying to swim upstream here. Obama absolutely betrayed the movement that brought him to power by being a fake progressive, and that betrayal had consequences. That's the factual thesis you're arguing against.

17.09.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"hijacked" implies a belief that either the deportations and drone strikes were ok under Obama and became bad under trump, or that there was some rule that was supposed to stop another president from using violence and force *more* than Obama did. Like there's a civil way to drone strike.

17.09.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST (1988)

17.09.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not pay attention to awards but I have seen the wire and now that I know this information, I too am mad

15.09.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can anyone please explain why the mathematical expression of "no more than 2x per y" is 2y - x >= 0? I'm so tired.

13.09.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care what else is going on in the world, I think I've finally found the class that's going to break me. I'm normally good at this stuff (math, Excel) but it feels like there's a whole prereq I don't have or something. And there isn't! It's just weird!

13.09.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway rest in piss scumbag

11.09.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally googled Charlie Kirk because I was definitely just picturing Steve Bannon this whole time, and like...I knew I was off but I did not know I was THAT off

11.09.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Nobody wants to work". Au contraire. Too many people want to work. It makes life miserable for the rest of us, having to put up the facade, having to adopt grind and hustle mindset and pretend boring business bullshit is what we want most out of life.

05.09.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 680    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
Photo of a screen showing a page from my strategic management textbook which is using Tesla (specifically Elon musk's leadership) as an example of "competitive advantage". Lol.

Photo of a screen showing a page from my strategic management textbook which is using Tesla (specifically Elon musk's leadership) as an example of "competitive advantage". Lol.

December cannot come soon enough, I just want to be done reading textbooks that suck Elon musks dick for no reason. How about a new edition that analyzes literally any other company. Or a footnote explaining the total unreliability of stock price as a value indicator.

25.08.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you get four posts deep into a quote post argument and you realize nobody is substantively responding to anybody else and this leads you to the very wise thought "people just say what they want to say, man."

13.08.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œI just want to heal” Edward Wright spent 41 years in prison after he was convicted of murder. But a judge overturned his conviction after learning prosecutors withheld important evidence.

NEW: Edward Wright spent 41 years in prison for a murder he has always said he did not commit. But he was released in July, after a judge found prosecutors intentionally concealed the fact that a break-in to the crime scene contaminated a key piece of evidence.

#Springfield #Massachusetts #mapoli

13.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 173    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 8

I'd also like to add that many of the people pushing Gen AI are people who want the prestige, attention, money, and validation of being a creative without the work.
They see people getting noticed and adored for creating things from nothing, and get jealous.

07.07.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

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