Godspeed You! Woke Moralists

Jesus christ. Mormon home turf, huh?

Ah sponsored by Nicholeen Peck. My favorite insane mommy blogger legislator

Every time I open gmail to talk to clients and artists I see a fat block at the top going "AI summary: (pen name) has commissioned (artist name) for a book cover)" and I just want to take a fucking blowtorch and do what needs to be done

A second Pam Bondi has hit the tower

@laestell.bsky.social , from the living room, totally unprompted: "Woo! Pretty soon I'm going to have DINOSAURS!" (she was playing Stardew Valley)

Remember when this guy was an environmentalist? All the way back, uh (looking at paper on desk) ....a decade ago?

this guy really did just get up in the public square and told everyone "I have a broom and I kind of slap my keyboard with it to do my job" didn't he

and then Asylum showed up later and did the same thing but with knockoffs

You can walk the media to understanding reality but you cannot make them call a spade a spade.

the iconic line from the Sopranos pilot

He is a complete madman who doesn't know anything and it's getting ridiculous that Schumer and co are so obsessed with Israel and donors that no one is doing anything to stop him.

"Tiger mom" except it's actual tigers

It's how they get stronger 💪

My wife and I are bad parents, when the cats start attacking each other if they're annoying we go "yes, *kill him!*"

it really feels like it's just Hegseth, who has call of duty brain. everyone's saying it's not a war and he's like NO COST IS TOO GREAT TO ACHIEVE VICTORY, AND WE WILL BRING THE GREATEST FIGHTING FORCE TO YOUR DOORSTEP

OH YEAH I forgot that was you! Yeah I often end up making my smut about specific emotions from girls, that was the first time I was ever kind of a dick to boys (that is, without turning them into girls)

This is what people mean when they say Iran is built for modern warfare while the US still employs Cold War era "shock and awe" doctrine which values the flashy and expensive over the practical

Did I send you my work? 🤔 I actually forgot who has my pen name on here and who's just read my reviews of like Hades Calculus or Moonflow and went "oh"

It helps that my brain is superhumanly, impossibly obsessed with Girl, so I have written literal books about it. this means I can read kink and go, "Ah, understood."

he objectively never actually wanted the job. he just liked talking shit and this was the way to do that. All time loser shithead.

(jotting notes) the desire to have all your agency taken away by a new owner who can care for you

It’s happening

the need to be bullied and controlled is strong with this one

"toughest battles, strongest soldier" etc

It makes me warm in my chest knowing that he's still utterly miserable and feels how much of a loser he is. The only job he gets to do is stand at a podium and pretend to be a big strong soldier giving orders. The fakeness has to be swimming imo.

it's not nothing.

"what the fuck, they have missiles? they're supposed to have spears and shields made out of bark!!"

iirc the entire war is "we blew up a building" and they go "we blew up your anti air batteries and drone operation facilities" so yeah it's going to shit and they're trying to speedrun total annihilation.

that guy from always sunny in philadelphia wearing a blue collared shirt in a hardware store. this episode is probably 20 years old now. these people no longer look like this

wait, why were people doing what we said if we couldn't actually fire unlimited missiles at them?