Godspeed You! Woke Moralists

BREAKING: Today Bernie Sanders is proposing new legislation to raise $4.4 trillion in taxes from America’s billionaires — a move that would virtually cut their massive fortunes in half.

A chunk of the money raised would go toward sending a $3K stimulus check to every person earning under $150K.

Inshallah

I just see Beavis. "when I blow up a school of brown kids, BOIIIIOOOIOIOIOINGGGG"

"I didn't live in Varsity Blues on high school and I'm still mad about it at age 40" - >

The dominance politics of the right cannot be over stated. They are wet, boiling little nerd losers and it makes them feel big to boss people around and destroy. Naturally a sadistic freak like Hegseth is the angriest, wettest freak alive.

What astonishes me about the books is that he's carrying over the exact rhythm of Darkplace here. The little cuts at women, the useless factoids he knows and needs to flex, the overly blunt "I think it's (long winded explanation)" and five minutes later, "you were right, it WAS a (same explanation)"

"Pubic hair update"

I love backing porn projects cause sometimes you get update emails titled "Lucia's measurements!"

That's a very very long game and I think we all would prefer you focused on yourself and not became a Sith

You usually win a game of Civ by bombing every country over and over with zero plan, right?

Minnesota would like a word.

God this guy is so fucking stupid. Literally five minutes after sending the family car over a cliff, "you know, now that we're here, this has affected our lives in such a minimal way. Really makes you wonder why we were so scared to begin with."

They have good politics and know what's important. Getting through the word "smegma" in the titles is just the cost.

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

we reached the “no WMDs” phase in two days.

You know those apps that blend faces? They should put Claire, Ada, and Ashley into that, then make him look slightly like that face. Just to really dig the knife.

The fact that they have no delusions of grandeur and are happy as they are being dad's and entertainers is so welcome

No no, that's too obvious. He just needs to be BSAA agent Nick Kennedy, maybe slightly Asian and with a chin cleft. Maybe he mentions raccoon city. That's it. Give them *actually* nothing.

There's so many chud reactionary people in the gaming space that I really like that I turn on CSB and they just openly say "discord isn't protecting kids, they want to have your data to sell when they go public, the end"

I love the way Garth is clearly laundering his resentment of women and critics in Roz because he refuses to let her do anything useful without Garth reminding her she's beneath him and women can't do anything without a man, even though *she is his editor*

Oh my god the flashlight bit and looking for the tunnel lolirl I'm crying with laughter, Holness is still so good at the cadence and rhythm of Darkplace's script, with bizarre tangents and indulgent non-tension all so Garth can look capable and smart

Painting the light by simply refusing to answer questions

That's not even getting into the hero writer having his genius work turned to trash by an evil typewriter demon and in the end his editor who he's romantically involved with realizes he was right all along and kills the demons with white out, which is hilarious

Capcom, brightly, "see you in eight years when we use Leon again!"

Terrortome

This is replacing Peggy Hill writing in my brain when it comes to "deliberately bad writing" lmao

Ahhhh

Yeah I think you're into men lol

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Much to think about!

He's the sex object for the franchise for like a decade plus and he's had multiple women be lightly romantically involved in every game he's in, and they just dropped that nuke on the fans and left.

Capcom division 1 putting a wedding band on Leon's hand in RE9 then refusing to elaborate at all is possibly the meanest thing they've done in a while.