Godspeed You! Woke Moralists's Avatar

Godspeed You! Woke Moralists

@dashwallkick.bsky.social

I'm a slut for books, pretty girls, and Terry Bogard | he him, Julian | ❤️ @laestell.bsky.social | be kind, not nice | #FGC #writer | next you're going to say, "your user name is great" https://juliancwilliams.substack.com/

13,170 Followers  |  1,285 Following  |  79,630 Posts  |  Joined: 04.07.2023
Posts Following

Posts by Godspeed You! Woke Moralists (@dashwallkick.bsky.social)

I will never find a funnier dub. Worse, more absurd, yes, but never funnier. It's Lucien from Darkplace bad.

And I disagree - Garzey is bewilderingly paced, it's so hard to even follow as a story.

08.03.2026 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's got severe problems, I'm not even a Gundam fan and you can tell they stopped writing Heero and never really started again

08.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YO

08.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that I see what started Gundam in the first place - a show so quality and iconic that the IP is synonymous with the country and that the west refers to mech media as 'a Gundam' - I understand why every time Tomino is asked about Garzey's Wing he just says, "I don't want to talk about it."

08.03.2026 10:59 — 👍 24    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
Homestar runner dot Com front page

Homestar runner dot Com front page

Staying up an extra hour renaming and organizing my phone's home screen so it looks like this and the buttons work

08.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They don't want an argument for or against, they want drama.

08.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Nothing says “we are liberating you from a bad regime to give you a better life” like bombing desalination plants and oil refineries

08.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 1160    🔁 307    💬 10    📌 3

Right and yet the inner circle are panicking? Over what, the quiet part going away?

08.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cut scene from RE1 when they're looking at the Tyrant in the tube and the camera is from its perspective

Cut scene from RE1 when they're looking at the Tyrant in the tube and the camera is from its perspective

Homestar Runner stuck in the water cooler from the sbemail "4 branches"

Homestar Runner stuck in the water cooler from the sbemail "4 branches"

"Can a creature like this really be the ultimate biological weapon?"
"Really... Wesker is a crazy man!"

16.12.2024 18:47 — 👍 198    🔁 51    💬 5    📌 1

Again, the merger hasn't happened yet, Bari Weiss has no power on CNN. And yet.

08.03.2026 18:43 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it’s a little bit surreal to be doing ethics training and disclosures knowing this shit is happening in every nook and cranny of the federal government

08.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 492    🔁 97    💬 13    📌 1
MST3K - Crow on Women
YouTube video by LoneFullMetal MST3K - Crow on Women

Happy international women’s day youtu.be/-8O4UWeAglU?...

08.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 63    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 2
Preview
People Will Sometimes Just Lie About You (crosspost)

Reminding myself to read this later open.substack.com/pub/aella/p/...

08.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's it. A foaming-at-the-mouth Dem like me wanted Bush officials prosecuted. What has changed is how "everyone should go to jail" is now typical among wine moms and phlegmatic corporate guys who wear bowties. The question is when DC consultant types accept it.

08.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 417    🔁 72    💬 18    📌 3

Oh the tism is hitting huh

08.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me with a very energetic Squeak

Me with a very energetic Squeak

I love Squeak, and Squeak loves string.

08.03.2026 12:20 — 👍 41    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

yeah, I would hear this out, but given Gundam is *the* mech anime it's the one I see commonly invoked and no it's literally the same show.

08.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lol irl

08.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What images, precisely

what images are people blocking out

perhaps there's a reason they don't want to see them

08.03.2026 16:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the enduring, tried-and-true cliche that keeps being funnier

08.03.2026 16:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God, he ruled. An iconic, eternal titan of critique because he was direct and honest about who he was and what he likes. I want to be him when I'm old and have cancer.

08.03.2026 16:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like so many other times, I recall Rian Johnson talking about The Last Jedi -- "the best thing to give your characters is bad news." Rey is no one and comes from nothing, the one thing she didn't want to hear. That is also not "subversion of expectations." it is "good writing."

08.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said it in my "everyone should write porn" piece but smut mines got me really good at avoiding this problem. If you're here to get hot under the collar then my focus should be hitting the buttons sold to you by the premise. The rest doesn't matter as much as that.

08.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I see this so much in the wannabe creatives who fanfic'd and online'd themselves into thinking everything has to respond to twitter criticism. Subversion is a specific thing with a deliberate intent, it's not "deliberately fucking with the reader's expectations," that is called "writing."

08.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also it is extremely well known and common argument online to say "oh sure, turn away from the violence, just like you always do" and the person in question is just some twitter account that is doing active psychic harm to themselves. if they're not saying that then they should understand it happens

08.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a while ago I wanted to make an entire article about taking a stand against "Subversion" but I think I can just sum it up by saying "It's okay for the thing you like to be 'a good one of those,' it doesn't need to shatter the mold to qualify as Objectively Good."

08.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 25    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

and mech anime in general! it's like saying Pacific Rim is "subversion," no it's just a good one of those. you can say that, it's not an insult.

08.03.2026 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah ime Eva has a lot of really smart "what if" rotations (hothead lead being swapped with soft demure DLI, the monstrous hero creature fighting the sleek and square aliens, etc) but it's so American to watch two shows and declare one a subversion

08.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It's absolutely blind leading the blind. It's the same show.

08.03.2026 15:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I heard "Eva is a deconstruction of Gundam anime, what if the hero DIDN'T want to pilot the robot" for like twenty years and then I watch the first Gundam anime and it's like "Amuro is terrified, confused, barely pulls it together with luck and superior tech, and tries to quit multiple times."

08.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 51    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0