You’re telling me someone Marked this Wayne?
05.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re telling me someone Marked this Wayne?
05.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Join me, @sashastewart.bsky.social, @jilltwiss.bsky.social and this INCREDIBLE list of late night comedy friends (see below!!) as we headline the YALL Comedy Fest with a night of comedy that never made it to air... cause if it did, it would be banned by the FCC :-)
www.tixr.com/groups/asylu...
!!!!
24.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just two dead bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy
17.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 years in a row that a Drake takes an L at the Super Bowl
09.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so sick of AI commercials that I’d kill for an NFT ad right about now
09.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I too am internally bleeding in the sense that my blood is inside my body
14.01.2026 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today is the day Donald Trump finally became able to kidnap another country’s president
04.01.2026 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chuck Schumer’s gonna write a banger tweet about this Venezuela situation just as soon as he finishes drinking his lunchtime Metamucil
03.01.2026 16:55 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Spit on that rink
08.12.2025 22:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0really enjoying Heated Rivalry, or as I call it, Hockey Tuah
08.12.2025 22:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gone? Claude.
Tan?
Damn.
If there’s one thing we can learn from these emails, it’s that Jeffrey Epstein desperately needed Grammarly !
12.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He really meant it when he said stand back and stand by
06.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Folks he’s got a Mamdate
05.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Women don’t like the vehicle
16.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish Stephen Miller a really hard and shitty Yom Kippur fast
02.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pete Hegseth is the kind of man who punches holes in drywall when he’s angry
30.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congratulations to all of the comics who booked Guantanamo Coachella
25.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Roast Hashana
24.09.2025 01:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would bet billions of dollars that Trump doesn’t know how tennis is scored.
07.09.2025 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can AI suffer? Does my Roku have a crush on me? Is my AC unit in a love triangle with my smeg toaster and the Dyson?
26.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She said I’ll show you that sour cream and CHEDDAR
21.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just tell them you’re in your pre-40’s! Works for me all the time
18.08.2025 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ok by far the craziest part of Weapons is that we’re supposed to believe Josh Brolin is the dad of a NINE YEAR OLD
11.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me:
My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!!
Amen.
24.07.2025 23:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Paramount is about to accidentally remake Network with this Colbert decision
18.07.2025 03:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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