Justin Such-and-Such

Did Donny have his Visa when he flew over to Epstein's place?

If we are here to talk about honest dialogue, why won't the Republican party entertain releasing the files they spent 4 years promising they'd release? Interesting that you'd rather a majority of Americans suffer, instead of the handful of criminals in power.

Anybody else want it to be 1995 again for a few days?

I propose we find a remote island that has no human population. Let all of the "immigrants go home" start their own country. See how long it lasts.

I say we have a yearly presidential approval vote. Every citizen votes. If your approval drops below 30%, time to replace.

My bag of "I told you so's" for the maga crowd is running out more quickly than anticipated.

Don't you dare insult the Crypt Keeper like that! The Lord of the puns, master of wordplay deserves much more than that.

If you were wondering what to do with your Lotus Biscoff cream, the correct answer is to blend it with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream. I will accept fruit baskets as a form of thanks.

Just a message to whoever sees this. I'm proud of you for still being here. I hope you love yourself as much as I love you.

I don't know who needs to read this, but there is a difference between defensive driving and being an asshole.

If you don't have Be My Eyes, you should check it out. Feels good every time

A kitty for your thoughts?

All day

Tis the season! Giving out gifts early. Please wait until the big day to open!

It ain't easy being...eh. What's the point?

I love how he seemingly forgot about when he said "fuck you. I don't want your advertising".

I've seen a cat loaf, and I've seen a cat shrimp out. What is this janky-legged position called?

Anybody else 35+ still trying to figure out what they want to be when they grow up?

In case you have yet to hear it today, just know that you are crushing it. I'm proud of each and every one of you!

I've never understood the right's claim to "absolute freedoms", when all they do is claim we are infringing on theirs, all while very blatantly trying to attack the rights of others.

Anybody else feeling like this lately?

Just throwing some kitty beans out into the ether.