cunt orlok 🐀

ITYSL sketch: it was also the night that the skeletons came to life!

ITYSL sketch: my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become.

October 31st November 1st

me in prayer pose in a joan of arc costume

for god and Country

me floating in green-blue water

me from further away revealing more of the cenote falls and vines

confirming that cenotes are as amazing as expected

lol exactly!

at a minimum, how is the hat still on his head

this is a game of thrones joke sorry

has enough time passed for me to wear chainmail to a wedding again

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep

at the end of the day i really like my job and it makes me feel like a smart grownup

what happened

someone replied to my discussion post in class with the most obvious chat gpt response i’m ever seen im so annoyed

i think i accidentally encouraged a struggling coworker by validating their sense of ennui in the face of fascism. even though my only advice was “just gotta ride it out brother”

hey sorry I was kinda depressed for a week I thought I was in trouble at work lol

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

no he's right, it was spiritual attacks. by me

NEIGH 🐴

the bus was late so i walked away and then it came ahahaha

start pounding that pavement!!

only blind in one eye? get back to work lazy!! /s

😛🤪

everyone needs to be really cool about a bunch of stuff really quick

i mentioned the game of thrones characters i ship and now no one at work respects me

snl has been irrelevant for years at this point but i have to say amy poehler as a perimenopausal millennial mom with scene hair and a lip ring is the first time ive felt truly seen by mainstream media in a looooong time lmao

😭 same dude

feels so good pushing through a chapter and getting the first draft on a page but boy does it feel like running a mile

i’m reflecting on the first ten years of the 2000s and kind of realizing it was our modern weimar period. tell me i’m wrong

knight of the 7 kingdoms AND hotd season 3 next year, go ahead and block me now

pointing at the mirror meme

i don’t care how interesting the class is i will NOT take another 400 level

commander in queef

is this anything