Jenny

Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026

Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.

Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.

we will be reunited one day, backwards left window seat. I swear it

didn’t go into the office for two weeks and suddenly there are OTHER PEOPLE sitting in My Spot on my usual train…tragic. I have to sit on the right side of the aisle now :(

a sketch of young, pre-canon dedue from fire emblem: three houses in tears, shellshocked by young dimitri clinging to him, after taking a wound in the back to save him.

early mid-timeskip dedue, in fighter class armour, shielding dimitri who is in rags and chains from imprisonment

#Deduesdays2026 duality - i no words good i just love these two very much.

of course ao3 is down when I actually WANT to read fic. I was making good progress going through my subscription emails too, but oh welllll I guess I’ll read a BOOK 😐

#fe3h capehavers hood on!!! 🎉 ignatz and annette sketches from a few months back 🏹✨

yes and thank you for the excuse to share one of my all-time favorite tweets (from @longwall26.bsky.social)

Botw 9th anniversary art

My contribution to my cherished zelda game’s 9th anniversary: #breathofthewild

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild opened my eyes to the world of video games, and I’ve still kept in touch with this series ever since my friend gifted me the game back in 2018.

(1/3)

Pokemon Go screenshot showing a 3-star shiny mega dragonite

my beautiful baby girl 🥰

Ink painting of a little Rockruff leaping while holding many giant nasturtiums in their mouth. The stems curl around above and to the left. A shiny Magnemite looks at them curiously.

A tiny Zorua and Pombon on a white bg. They're both holding one long branch in their mouths together. They are probably rivals at the start of a long journey.

A couple more good dogs. Team of only little guys. 🌼

An ink painting of a Vaporeon smiling happily at the camera. Many big morning glories are tangled on a vine around their tail. The inside of the morning glories mimic the spiky collar shape around Vaporeon's neck.

A vaporeon sitting in profile and smiling with a few morning glories around them, and the vine curling around their tail again. Do you think surf would be useful for gardening purposes? Vaporeon wants to find out.

Happy 30th birthday Pokemon! Here are some paintings of my all time favorite. My only objective every game is to locate my dog.

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We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

Cover of The Lancet:

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idk man i just think [SUSTAINED INHUMAN HIGH PITCHED SHRIEK]

the noise I made at "do you know someone named Daniel Molloy" will probably result in my neighbors calling the police

oh my GOD.

commission

I think I might need to up the difficulty to tactician tho, bc the heart wants what it wants and what it wants is JP GRINDING.

#lrp ohhhh I gotta resume my fft save file... got distracted by olympics but I miss my kidssss

Ramza plays a tune on the recorder as Mustadio, Agrias, Ladd (as a summoner), and Lavian (as an archer) listen and sing along.

bardsong #fft #fftactics

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

PERFECTLY toasted 😭💖

a small creamsicle-colored cat sitting on the front stoop, viewed from inside the house through a glass door

Close-up of a small creamsicle-colored cat sitting on the front stoop, viewed from inside the house through a glass door. Its eyes are closed

Close-up of a small creamsicle-colored cat sitting on the front stoop, viewed from inside the house through a glass door. It has blue eyes

important: there is a creamsicle kitty friend on my front stoop 😵

Fullmetal Alchemist - Brother's Lullaby

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels