Brendan Kidney

Trump says that while in the same room, cause as always TACO

Don't even know who will see this, but I had a bad fall today and sprained both ankles. I'm an idiot, that is all.

Howdy stranger, beautiful as always I see

I'm too tall for that.

I'm in Canada, but there's a butcher shop by me run by an amazing old Mexican couple. The husband does the butchering, his wife makes tacos etc, it's amazing and I have spent far too much money there over the years lol.

She was the butt of a lot of jokes, but damn was she an amazing nurse and leader.

Certain perfumes can cause my skin to get really inflamed, or at least super itchy if there isn't direct contact. It has always been the worst part of working with the public.

Says pride and prejudice, which got better when the women were killing zombies.

Wtf is that? Music?

You should, I keep giving them to you. Cause your smart, funny, creative and a stone cold fox.

No taco bell? I need my Baja blast lol

Nobody needs Joe

Toast is a rookie move, air fryers make bathtime a great time.

Ruining it by being a babe?

The same double feature that was my first movie experience. Batman 89 and Last crusade. Drive in was amazing as a kid.

I don't think there's ever been a scene in one of the movies where he cared about romance. Well, besides his wife in the original.

Why are gay men fighting gorillas?

No idea who any of them are, but it just seems like a group of guys that would have restraining orders against them.

I also dislike that you can't see a quote if the person sharing it blocked them

I'd rather a get nachos and nap

It's why I don't talk to him. Last fight he threw my disability in my face and how I was depressed. My gf had passed that same month.

My dad was like this, it's why he had a revolving door of girlfriends. You laugh about it, order a pizza then help clean. I don't see why it has to be a fight? Also I fear she isn't going to be allowed to eat, yet he's likely going to order something after the clean the kitchen for dinner bullshit.

Didn't they say he only works like 4 hours a day, so, I think I know when he's sleeping.

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I somehow grew up and became uncle Ted

He called her "mam"

Friends tried to get me to smoke one. Said it tasted like chocolate, I said ok then I'm just going to eat some chocolate instead.

I'm fully willing to stand behind you looking intimidating and emphasizing your threats with well placed "YEAH"

I keep saying it, toxic masculinity is the only reason beer is so popular. There's a reason the biggest one is a light beer. Most men hate the taste but drink it because it's what they think men drink. It's why actual beer drinkers absolutely hate mainstream beers. They let the bs rule their lives

I must say, finding out how mamy women love Jack Black helped so damn much. Back in my bar days, people called me a big player. I didn't know til I dated a woman a few friends knew. I was fat the whole time. Confidence and a sense of humor does so much heavy lifting but so few men grasp that.

Men don't selfie with stuff, ever. Anyway, wanna see my fishing pics? Lol