Occam's Lawn Darts 💙🇺🇦🌻

Trump has INTENDED to attack Iran for years, whenever he needed a convenient distraction.

The only PLANNING likely involved giving pre-attack stock trading advice to a few close friends.

At between $16B and $19B fully outfitted, not to mention the number of sailors on the crew.

Meanwhile not one member of the Trump family has ever served in the military.

He also forgot to mention that he supposedly obliterated Iran's nuclear capacity just 9 months ago during "Operation Midnight Hammer."

Just 10 months ago the child rapist was both lying about the existence of $2 gas and claiming credit for it.

Having attended elementary schools on 2 U.S. Army bases and another adjacent to a U.S. Navy base, I can attest.

Someone must have told America's Hitler that Tomahawk missiles are extremely accurate.

But they failed to explain that 1,000 lb warheads are not especially discriminatory and there's still high potential for collateral damage.

So now the dullard thinks it's magic.

The goal is to spend so much that there are no alternatives to scrapping Social Security and Medicare.

Bondi is the most visible Trump sycophant and is tasked with telling so many lies on a daily basis that she seems most likely to trip up and piss off America's Hitler.

Any bets on who is next? 👇

Justifiably itching for revenge, Iran is likely looking at the two U.S. aircraft carriers in the region.

Including the aircraft onboard, each is a juicy $19B target.

Even though they're surrounded by guided missile destroyers (etc) and their own patrolling aircraft, I wouldn't want to be on board.

Thanks to the Epstein administration, it's now open season on American vessels.

You can do better.

He certainly has a plan.

Or at least the concept of a plan.

Or he will in about 2 weeks.

Or not.

Replace "planning" with "intending" and the picture becomes more clear.

Trump has intended to attack Iran for years.

Another day, another example of the lawless Trump administration shitting on the Constitution.

Except aren't all boats considered either navy or drug-trafficers-until-proven-otherwise?

Iran lacks ICBMs but they have ships and plenty of drones.

Thank you Lady Gaga.

Trump started the war ...

* Illegally, without congressional approval

* Just 35 weeks after claiming to have "completely and totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear program

* Without taking any tangible steps to support the "regime change" he claims to be driving

Anyone remember "Operation Midnight Hammer"?

Just 35 weeks ago, it was the "most complex and secretive military operation in history" according to Pete ("McDrunky") Hegseth]. And it "completely and totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear program per Trump.

Now would be a good time for Dave McCormick to recognize what his Oath of Office said about upholding the Constitution.

Wait, isn't he the "peace president" too?

"Deplorables" was an understatement.

The GQP is trying to strip away another one of our constitutional ‘rights.’ The right to vote is being threatened to be taken away from us in order for them to cheat their way to victory this November. When are we the people going to rise up against these people who want to overthrow our democracy⁉️

The basic TSA PreCheck fee is $76 for 5 years.

Presumably that covers the expense of application processing plus any additional TSA resources at airports.

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If Bruegger could do his trick with a bagel, there could be an advertising opportunity for him!

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