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Not a grey hair in sight

Same yet I do not feel this makes me difficult at all.

I'm a one strike Mami. I ask you for help and you fail me? I'll never ask again. I do something for you and don't feel appreciated? I'll never do it again. I open up and you make me feel unsafe? I'm closed forever. Very few people come back from any type of f*ck up with me.

Makeup and sunscreen packed. Laptop too.

HELLO?!?! It’s giving throw them away.

Cold block.

Why are all my steak knives dirty?! I just ran this dishwasher.

Baby, if you know, you know! They had ch’uch ta’day and when the choir goes in, they’re going iiiinnnnnn!
For the culture. Yaaaasss!
Rest in peace Jesse Jackson.
#JesseJacksonFuneral
#SheShed
#Pinks

You’re actually guaranteed to be cussed out during this time, over here.

Like I’m washing dishes every day. Not doing laundry bc the last laundry isn’t put away. EXHAUSTING.

DEADASS

Can’t wait.

I love tornado season

I also hate that I was fine as hell last weekend and took like half of a picture

I hate when the weekend comes and I’ve already watched all new episodes of my shows

I’m extremely blunt and I make jokes with a straight face. If you’re sensitive or have a “weak” personality, you won’t last over here.

Yeah, whatever!

My grandma’s deep freezer just went out. It’s been there my whole life. She said she got it in 1972.

The guts of my breakfast burrito spilled out in the microwave if you wanted to know how my day was going

Do yall like women or not?

Iran got hands, fr.

He can choke, actually.

When’s break??

Time to bring my fave back

3 years later??? Keep it.

I tell people I needed a .edu for FB religiously

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I like my ngas with money. The long kind. Brokies cannot ride.