Meg

that does seem to be the general recipe, yeah! i'm trying to find one that's a bit more layered but what i'm envisioning does not seem to exist lol

on the docket: carrot cake cheesecake

obviously it was never going to be a massive apology and address of *gesture wildly* everything. but my word would it KILL them to have a backbone.

tough read, honestly. lots of talk about how it would be great if things got better and how we all need to make those things happen...but no actual accountability or explanation. not even a callout of how poorly claire hanna has been treated for simply doing her job.

i love flowers but never really get them so this year i decided to just……buy more flowers. these are the bouquets i’ve gotten so far. can’t wait till the summer when i can raid my mom’s garden.

instinctively said "yeuck" when the hughes brothers interrupted connor storrie's snl monologue

not really since he’s been on the m*ga train since 2016

and while we’re at it, stolarz is a baby

max domi is an advertisement for why you shouldn’t eat paint

yeah, this morning i heard the ottawa mayor say "it's not like their pr teams briefed them beforehand! this was a spur of the moment thing!" but my rebuttal to that is you shouldn't need a pr brief to tell you that associating yourself with certain political figures is bad.

yeah, the responses have been disappointing. "everything is political, blown out of proportion, hindsight is 2020" but i haven't heard a "we're incredibly sorry for how we acted and how this is now taking away from the women and their gold medal win"

"they were caught off guard by the phone call and didn't have time to think about it"

your morals, values, and ethics should not be dependent on the company surrounding you in a given moment and you shouldn't have to "think about" whether or not you should support misogyny and f*csism

“they have built-in mentors in ottawa” is so annoying too like great how do we make women in sports night about men who are “better” than them?

i’m gonna need a bigger burger

him: i’m watching a stupid movie right now

me: why are you watching if it’s stupid?

him: it’s not stupid, it’s interesting

🤪🔫

can someone in the plumbing community tell me if this is good ❤️

I have ice cream in the freezer, I’m all over it.

h a m b u r g e r

rent increase, clogged bathtub, error on the washing machine, dishwasher not working, overworked, underpaid, on my period. spiralling so bad i’m in a zen state eating a burger as though nothing is wrong.

Would love for there to be Consequences

oops! the flu has returned!

today the thought makes me nauseous but maybe we can try dry toast tomorrow

they’re gonna have to slowly reintroduce brady to the sens fanbase the same way you reintroduce solids back into your diet after having the flu

historically i’ve always said i hate hockey

“high sticks are high sticks” and too many men is too many men yet here we are

5 on 3 baby let’s party

had to take a bit of friendly fire on this one

not concerned about a team holding the lead when they have brady tkachuk and auston matthews leading the charge

today’s motto: you can be depressed or you can have a messy apartment but you cannot have both, so take your pick.