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Hungriest Orphan 2026 Winner Under Fire After Photo Surfaces of Him Eating Lunch with His Parents

04.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve been voted 2026’s Hungriest Orphan

04.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good news for anyone who likes Deals

04.03.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

early reports indicate Shaq and The General may be teaming up

04.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learnedβ€”and how we beat them.

BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.

Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.

More info:

03.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5907    πŸ” 2995    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 294
ledger from 1830, it looks like the word β€œaccounts” but one of the c’s is written kinda like an @

ledger from 1830, it looks like the word β€œaccounts” but one of the c’s is written kinda like an @

(guy in 1830 giving you his email address) you can reach me at ac@ounts.com

03.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the new Nancy artist has been obsessed with Sluggo being homeless lately

02.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new pokemon types announced for 30th anniversary

02.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine if ghosts only show up around hot people. nobody would ever wanna admit they dont believe in ghosts

01.03.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
bloated head patient from Theme Hospital

bloated head patient from Theme Hospital

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would get such a big head if i was cast as the guy in fight club who gets beaten up for being beautiful

01.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh yeah i didn't like that movie very much because the way it is directed revealed that it was made by an evil human being

01.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Green Jinjo is (maybe lost) in a hedge maze from Where's Waldo.

Green Jinjo is (maybe lost) in a hedge maze from Where's Waldo.

Help!

24.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

the evildoers will be killed πŸ”œ

29.01.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if you wanted to open a door but in order to do that you had to turn a heavy red wheel

28.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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@funnyposts.online rushed to show this to you

28.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not breakfast. Not lunch. A third meal arises

28.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

grinding up my paycheck and fucking smoking it

30.01.2024 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rosencrantz & guildenstern alive in serbia

27.02.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wallace is the inventor, gromit is the dog

27.02.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a snail offers you a wedding ring, asking β€œwill you go slow & steady with me?”

a snail offers you a wedding ring, asking β€œwill you go slow & steady with me?”

26.02.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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when the recipe says to use β€œvegetable broth or water” and you use vegetable broth

26.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

closed a document in Teams because i saw somebody else was in there viewing it and got shy

25.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to escape the stomach acid pit before my bubblegum hazard suit dissolves in 7 years

25.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tag urself

24.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 0

if your first reaction to me being small is to trap me in a plastic container, and take my lettuce away, thats no good

24.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chocolate chip cookie dough in a sugar cone

24.02.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the last man who remembered Dove bar soap has died. you can only buy multicolored pastry-scented soap wrapped in craft paper and sold individually for $17 a bar now

24.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

HBB

24.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so what we eat pudding so what we drink soda

23.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0