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@ueakcrash.bsky.social

TF2 mapper, musician, and Dad. Creator of Probed, Overgrown, Slime, Moonshine Event, Snowy Doublecross, and Spookeyridge in TF2. Owner of Altfitters. Drummer/ Producer for Bog Wizard - He/Him bogwizardband.bsky.social

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Out now: www.mixcloud.com/ChaosUnderNo... with @vanessafunke.bsky.social @mastiffhchc.bsky.social @martyrsmusic.bsky.social @nirensimt.bsky.social @hiddensince.bsky.social @aplague.bsky.social @bogwizardband.bsky.social @buzzarddoomfolk.bsky.social + lots more #MetalSky #MetalMusic #Radio

04.12.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hahaha, right?! Or what about mandatory disclosures for the discrepancy between the salaries of the CEO and their lowest paid worker? That would be so funny, right?! Letโ€™s do it as a funny joke!!!

30.11.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3486    ๐Ÿ” 948    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign . ALT: a bald man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket is making a peace sign .

We're testing some #tf2 maps right now at 74.91.124.162:27015

Come hang out

29.11.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're testing some #tf2 maps right now for the next hour and a half or so at 74.91.124.162:27015

Come hang out with us

22.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're testing some WIP #tf2 maps at 74.91.124.162:27015 for the next few hours, come hang out with us

15.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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learned how to do custom cubemaps and used that knowledge in the unending fight against source engine water (no expensive real-time reflections!!) #tf2 #TeamFortress2

11.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our new album at #35! \m/

07.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This wasnโ€™t about leaking GTA VI.

It was:
Rockstar illegally firing union members to stop the studio from unionizing.

it directly contradicts Rockstarโ€™s PR narrative and confirms almost everything that people suspected was going on.

07.11.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1505    ๐Ÿ” 844    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
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Dick Cheney has died.

"boom!" by system of a down (2002)

04.11.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1437    ๐Ÿ” 358    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Just released a big update for my king of the hill map Snowbank! Updated visuals, some layout changes, and performance improvements.

If you could, I would really appreciate an upvote on the Steam workshop! #tf2

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

01.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 114    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My bands new album is out, I'm being told it's good. You should check it out, I'm pretty proud of it.

31.10.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Satanik Panik ยท Bog Wizard Satanik Panik - Bog Wizard, a 7 track album

#NowPlaying

"Satanik Panik" by @bogwizardband.bsky.social

After the start, I thought this might be an Ambient piece, but NOPE! It's DoomMetal and I'm not unhappy about it! ๐Ÿ˜

ampwall.com/a/bogwizard/...

31.10.2025 09:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Satanik Panik ยท Bog Wizard Satanik Panik - Bog Wizard, a 7 track album

How great is the art for the new @bogwizardband.bsky.social album?

Satanik Panik releases October 31 on @ampwall.com

Art by Benjamin Blรฅholtz (@blaholtzen.bsky.social)

bogwizard.ampwall.com/album/satani...

31.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And often, maps accused of being rushed out have far more time put into them than people are expecting. Devilcross was in semi active development for almost 4 years, the last 3 had significant testing happening. People assume it was a quick pallet swap cash grab reskin.

28.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We take a LOT of flak for it when a map gets in. "how could you not have seen this already, you clearly aren't testing!"

My point is that people are more than happy to criticize but aren't willing to help us diagnose and solve these problems ahead of time, or even after the fact.

28.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm talking about getting a map in game, going from maybe 100 testers to 100k+. I'm not talking about general gameplay testing, I'm talking about specific edge cases that are only found out with larger scale testing happens. The common sentiment is that we aren't testing enough to find these issues.

28.10.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THIS WEEK! Spooky season is in full effect! Plenty of chances to dance with us!

WED The Atomic Bitchwax + Crobot + Slumlord Radio + Bog Wizard
THU Vinyl Night - Nicole LaRae of dizzybird records (free!)
FRI Twerk or Treat 3 ft. DJ Jodi Dro + DJ Omega Supreme + DJ Composition + Deeechild

27.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sent you a DM, thanks!

27.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We organize them through my discord, 7:30pm est most Fridays. I can start pushing steam notifications to my group again though if that helps, I just didn't think anyone used it anymore

27.10.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mfers complain that TF2 mappers don't test their maps enough to account for every possible variable and then disappear when asked for feedback to see if their specific issue is fixed or not.

I'm not sure who needs to hear it, but if you want us to test more, more players need to help test.

27.10.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Testing some WIP #tf2 maps starting now at 74.91.124.162:27015

Going for the next few hours!

24.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you were having framerate issues on Devilcross before, let me know if this update helps you or not.

24.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're testing some #tf2 maps right now at 74.91.124.162:27015

Come hang out and help us test WIP projects!

17.10.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love tf2

14.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the map goldrush form the game team fortress 2. There is an incline with a pipe protruding however there are transparent stairs overlayed on the incline

A screenshot of the map goldrush form the game team fortress 2. There is an incline with a pipe protruding however there are transparent stairs overlayed on the incline

A chart of stairs. From left to right:

Lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil and chaotic evil.

Each stair has varying combinations of use of clip brushes which are invisible steps players can step on in game. The more chaotic or evil the more confusing and hard to use.

A chart of stairs. From left to right: Lawful good, neutral good, chaotic good, lawful neutral, true neutral, chaotic neutral, lawful evil, neutral evil and chaotic evil. Each stair has varying combinations of use of clip brushes which are invisible steps players can step on in game. The more chaotic or evil the more confusing and hard to use.

BREAKING TF2 NEWS!

According to my source @justynart.xyz the third stage on CP Goldrush contains chaotic evil clip brush stairs

We asked Goldrush creator Dario Casali for an interview but denied our request by simply stating:
โ€œHuh?โ€

06.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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03.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're doing our weekly #tf2 map test starting now, going for roughly the next two hours!

Join here: 74.91.124.162:27015

03.10.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're testing some WIP #tf2 maps right now on my map testing server: 74.91.124.162:27015

We'll be going for the next few hours!

26.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we're testing out some WIP #tf2 maps right now at 74.91.124.162:27015!

19.09.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Haha, I'm old

18.09.2025 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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