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I have missed that man.

Candy and Glo-stick in a bowl are being inspected by an orange cat named Jasper.

I gave out Glo-sticks along with candy last night, which were surprisingly popular. Jasper was intrigued.

Halloween, not just for kids.

As long as it makes money.

And the elation of learning new,clunkier ways of doing the same thing, over and over.

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

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Entered through Bribery Hall.

Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more "ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED."

This title is perfect

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Epstein Memorial Bribery Ballroom

Letter from National Trust informing Trump that he’s required to go through a legal review process.

One part of the letter sent to Trump by the National Trust that the media seems to jump right past is that the trust wasn’t asking Trump to pump the brakes out of courtesy. Trump simply broke the law in destroying the East Wing and building his gaudy ballroom.

My husband only got a smart phone this summer because he was taking a 2,000 mile road trip and his Garmin GPS was broken.

This idiot bumbling toward starting a war in South America.

Veterans’ Care at Risk Under Trump as Hundreds of Doctors and Nurses Reject Working at VA Hospitals Amid concerns about the stability of the agency, records show nearly 40% of the doctors offered jobs at the VA from January through March of this year turned them down — quadruple the rate of rejectio...

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Trump would like that.

www.propublica.org/article/vete...

An account and you have to download their app. I am going back to using cash where I can.

That's pretty much the standard movie costume for an international jewel thief. Side eye guy is both hot and correct in his suspicions

This was unbelievably reckless.

Kennedy want to hang out with all the finest rapists and sex offenders.

If the owner died, the family donated the books instead of trashing them in hopes that someone else would enjoy them. Don't feel guilty.

She's not completely wrong.

Glad to be of service.

Works best if you sauté shrimp and veggies separately, then add pesto. Thin it with some pasta water if needed.

Shrimp with pesto sauce over pasta. Quarter cup of pesto, 1 pound shrimp, 12 oz pasta, grated parmesan to taste. Can add sauteed mushrooms, bell pepper, onions, etc.

Rebecca Solnit said this is in Toronto, not Portland (see, no guns). Also, bagels would work better than doughnuts, as the strings would cut through the doughnuts after a couple of swings.

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Scalzi would so buy a flying guitar.

Heaven have mercy on us all—Presbyterians and Pagans alike—for we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending

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If U.S. states have any degree of sovereignty, if there’s any states’ rights at all, it is the right not to be invaded by the armed forces of another U.S. state.

That's also how insurance companies make a profit. The well pay for the sick.

A mosaic of the covers of 24 banned books.

It's Banned Book Week. Read, buy, or donate a banned book.