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Eve Revan

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I mean, it got me a General Under Honorable Circumstances discharge instead of an Honorable discharge, but it was one of the more honorable options, in retrospect. Some guys get in more trouble though. You really can opt out if you try hard enough, but also they don’t make it easy

02.03.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single low level trigger puller or George Jetson ass missile launching button pusher had multiple opportunities to walk away before the day, and could have abstained on it.

Suckers and Losers after all

28.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got choked and punched by a student today. I hope he’s ok. Throat’s a little sore, but otherwise I feel good. It can be worthwhile to do what is impossible. I taught him how to use power tools, this week. Today, I used that same makerspace to fix my glasses. I hope his hands are ok.

27.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol lol lol lol. I was wrong. He wasn’t stalking me. I pulled into the neighborhood near my kid’s school and still had time until his club was over. Guess whose house I parked in front of to wait? lol. Eat a dick

20.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good morning everyone. the president of the united states is a demented pedophile who shit his pants on national tv but you still have to go to work like everything is normal

02.02.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1312    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Want to ask my ghostly bud about so many things today, but the veil is only permeable where they can listen, and I can’t imagine candor in that context

01.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So what do you guys all think the Epstein Nation is doing with the kids they’re taking to the concentration camps?

01.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people are going to spread conspiracy theories saying that Elon Musk didn’t kill himself, he was murdered. I think the truth will be that he did, just like his friend Jeff. It’ll just be hard to deal with because it’ll be convenient to the awful and unsatisfying to the rest of us.

31.01.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, that’s dumb. It should be reasonable to expect cops to enforce laws. It should be reasonable to expect local forces to protect local interests over those of foreign invaders. We should probably fire all the cops that defend this shit. It can’t make us less safe

30.01.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

late night class means I didn’t sleep enough. Need to somehow Patience my way through today

28.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best job ever, but there’s a nonzero chance I actually get murdered by some 4’12 guy because he decided to watch entertainment news on the wrong day. lol. This job still kicks ass. I say words and make gestures and the world changes in positive ways subtle and stark. Bring the light; break the dark.

28.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me who gives a shit about bomb threats, something about That Fucking Movie 2 came out. Have I mentioned how much worse anything having to do with that movie or the other one is than bomb threats? One could actually go off and it might not be as big of a deal in my little world. Glorious.

28.01.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Teacher group chat is reacting to bomb threat. We’re not closing. Cops checked it out, and while I have no faith in them, a lot of schools got the same threats. I’m mostly disturbed by reading how stressed some of the teachers are.

26.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.

every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.

25.01.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8682    πŸ” 1428    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 38

I don’t know how it’s going to go, but I know they do know, and I know they’re wrong.

25.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they trained us to patrol, we learned the phrase, β€œmove out, and draw fire.” We understood that the aim of the exercise was to be a visible target. I saw that kegseth guy say the words to a bunch of generals, and then a bunch of dipshits in masks started doing it.

25.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 47530    πŸ” 14315    πŸ’¬ 521    πŸ“Œ 600

Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.

24.01.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9717    πŸ” 2263    πŸ’¬ 174    πŸ“Œ 79

This is the moderate position

24.01.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trials for every ICE member.

24.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5887    πŸ” 1025    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 54

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

22.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12947    πŸ” 3615    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 112

And I fucking hate the caveats especially "NO CRIMINAL RECORD."

People who have criminal records ALSO deserve dignity. OK.

19.01.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3139    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

We should stop extending access to love to them.

10.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They leak videos that prove they are murderers while telling you the videos exonerate them because they are murderers who think it’s funny. They’re telling jokes. Is the joke funny to them? That matters less to them than that the joke makes you bummed. They hate you. They hate themselves. They hate.

10.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you break bread with Actual Fucking Nazis? I don’t know you

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We owe the future many things. Perhaps one of the most important is to Remember, to do so accurately, and to do so intentionally. Don’t let anyone forget these fuckers. Take pictures. If you have friends and family who have become Actual Fucking Nazis, do you shame them or are you their sympathizer?

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They do not perceive the world in the ways that we do, and they do perceive it in ways we do not. They are Bad People. They’re literally bad at Being Human. They oppose the endeavor, actually. Some, most even, could probably adapt to prosocial society. However, they do not.

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all very stupid. I navigated a kid trying to kick me in the dick in class without so much as raising my voice yesterday. These guys aren’t just overstimulated and overreacting. They’re Actual Fucking Nazis. Do they think their jokes are funny? Yes. Is that why they tell them? No.

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what β€œmove out and draw fire” means. Literally that’s what it means. It means go out there and identify valid targets by letting them shoot at you. The part where we aren’t literally gunning them down over this shit is fucking up what little planning they’re doing.

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That wasn’t a β€œrogue agent.”
These are Actual Fucking Nazis. They point their guns at you and tell you they will shoot you because they are Actual Fucking Nazis who want to shoot you with guns. This is the result they prefer. Their bosses want them to earn a few in return to justify the crackdown.

08.01.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1