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She’s no longer in control of the car…she’s fucking dead!!!

09.01.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She was complying with one officer’s order to move which she did-slowly. Jonathan Ross is at the side window and standingto the vehicle’s side as he points his gun in her face but you think it’s all OK cos β€œ it’s all Renee’s fault”.And calling the victim a β€œfucking bitch” after killing her?All Ok?

09.01.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About time you visited your optometrist.

09.01.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, β€œit’s important”, is it? I’ll tell you what’s important: an innocent person was murdered and no matter how people like you try to minimise this outrage, her life was ended by a lowlife goon and her kids have lost their mother. Period.

09.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Relevance?

09.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Wanted…for murder.

07.01.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, he sniffs out the morally & ethically weak & installs them in key positions where they’ll meekly follow wherever he leads. Jutting chins, conquistador stances, Botox , implants, hair extensions, eye liner and makeup …& that’s the men. Such insecurity. A pathetic bunch of posturing pultroons.

04.01.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aced it…ummm, okay. And will you be doing a fourth test soon? We wouldn’t want the country run by a stupid or incompetent person, would we.

02.01.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a send-up. Surely. It must be. Oh, come on, this is ridiculous. Isn’t it? Isn’t…OMG!😱

28.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your nominations?

26.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well , E , the NYT reports differently. At least one Tomahawk hit a hut with no one hurt, the local Christian Bishop reported that there’s been no IS terrorism of his flock in the area DJT declared to be under genocidal threat & the main area of IS terrorist activity is well to the east.

26.12.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, there’s not a lot of room left for another stain: Mukaradeeb, Abhu Ghraib, My Lai -ring a bell?

02.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who said he can’t multitask? He power naps whilst catching flies at the same time!

01.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All that expensive β€œwork” to end up with a face that reminds me of my beloved mother’s steam pudding.

01.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Berlin’s unctuous melody being played incessantly inspired Woody Guthrie to write a response for ordinary folk - not untroubled upper middle class WASPs: This Land is Your Land.

12.10.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scary. So much lard in one place is a health hazard.

08.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm πŸ€” very concerning. Next it’ll be double parking & with this antifa crowd out of control there’ll be
jaywalking. Time to prime the nukes I think.

27.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful! Just, beautiful.

18.09.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’d love to buy sheep from the coppers who calculated the attendance. Do they not know that everyone carries a camera these days .

24.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great idea. Love your lateral thinking!πŸ‘

23.08.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

25000 people? Add another zero. Bigger than the 250k in Reconciliation walk in 2000.

03.08.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SBS had the protest as fourth item (after a full 5 minutes lead item on Garma) and behind a report on the Israeli hostage! With a Jewish board member am I surprised?

03.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmm, that also sounds like a hairdresser describing the POS’s hair.

02.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And Zionists bombed thirty seven Gazan hospitals. But do go on.

06.07.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump Plans a UFC Fight at the White House to Bring it More of that Trump Class and Dignity www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=66640

05.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you should’ve posted this about 600 days ago.

19.06.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

One hospital? How about 36 hospitals?

19.06.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two IDF buildings are next door. Iran has expressed its regrets…you conveniently missed that bit.

19.06.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The 1st Motion Picture Unit. Military Service? 🀣Seriously?

07.06.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re kidding. Reagan!πŸ™„

07.06.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0