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T. E. Woodard, Cosmic Horror Author

@tewwriting.bsky.social

Horror author who occasionally writes poetry and makes videos . Full time goofball with a degree in yapology. All of my works are available on Amazon, but also free via my Ko-Fi shop: https://ko-fi.com/tewoodard/shop

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Did you know there's a never-before-seen #microfiction #horror story on my website? If you're looking to kill about a minute yet be left with a pit in your stomach for the rest of the day, give it a look!

tewoodard.com/misfire

29.09.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Xenโ€™Schet A shattered reality the cosmos only recalls in fragments Wars waged between realms that were never meant to cross Millennia of conflict settled in devastating battles What is Xenโ€™Schet? Xen&#โ€ฆ

I think I'm ready to share this now. For the past couple of weeks, I've been slowly putting together a little project for my website that I like to call a non-linear mosaic story. If you're interested in dark fantasy stuff, you can check it out here.

tewoodard.com/xenschet

23.09.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much so, yes. The pedestal that some people put AI on makes it seem like a god they're worshipping. That observation led me to explore the concept of a dystopia with AI at its center, and what would happen if that AI developed an ego.

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28.08.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's an instance of wildlife and a stray cat. Pets in this story's universe are rare, primarily due to economic factors with most people living in or just above poverty. Aside from sanctuaries or underdeveloped areas, there just aren't many animals left.

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27.08.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm definitely an overwriter. In the few instances of submissions I've done, I've always had to painstakingly go through the manuscripts and cut words until I just barely managed to get under the limit.

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26.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a pantser through and through.
I have my main characters and a scene or two I wanna hit at most. I tend to have an end in mind, though it can change. The destination isn't hewn in stone if the journey ends up going somewhere else.

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24.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#PitchDis #writingcommunity

I'm definitely a pantser.

I love getting a fantastic idea, feel the rush of excitement and dive into the story with absolutely no clue where I might wind up.

24.08.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't exactly have a favorite writing spot, no. My life's a little chaotic, so I just try to get some writing in whenever and wherever I can. I abandoned any pretense of a schedule or idealized writing scenario long ago.

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25.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've always been a pantser. Sometimes I know where I want my stories to end up, but there are fun little surprises for everyone along the way, including me.

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24.08.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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A bit about the main character of the book..

She's a champion bull rider, and owns her own small ranch.
She has three dairy cows she sometimes hand milks to help with her mental health. All three are named off the characters from "Golden Girls"๐Ÿฉท

23.08.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lizzie doesn't quite live up to everyone's expectations, always falling short of the goal. Still, she's determined to live up to her family's legacy, even if it โ˜ ๏ธ her. #PitchDis

23.08.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I checked out the hotel suite. Peered into cupboards. Pressed buttons. It looked like a suite in any London hotel. No microgravity. No round windows or built-in furniture. Not even a steam-shower.
Why come all the way to the moon and have rooms that look exactly the same as home?

#WIPsnips "same"

24.08.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey #PitchDis community! I've found that anxiety is always present for my middle grade characters.

22.08.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#PitchDis day 4
one thing I always return to is homecoming, particularly the reality of not being able to go home or the possibility that home has changed without you around. as someone who struggles to identify where Iโ€™m โ€œfrom,โ€ it helps to explore how characters might deal with that

22.08.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 4 #PitchDis
Resilience is probably the most common theme in my books.
Doing everything you must to survive. No matter what youโ€™re up against.
๐Ÿ˜… probably says more than I would like it to about my own life๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

22.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mina Hyong, scientist and CEO of Hyong Exploration and Research of Space, known to the world as HER Space Inc.

Her science experiment creates a wormhole. This transforms her and her little research company into a major space industry.

#Writers #WritingCommunity #PitchDis #amediting final edit!

23.08.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May or may not have forgotten the #PitchDis in the original reply. ๐Ÿ˜…

23.08.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simmons is the zealous leader of the "Children of Calypso" group. He upholds their practices without question and never turns away a prospective new member. But he may be a little too good at what be does, as he begins to draw the attention of others who would sooner dismantle his congregation.

23.08.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I keep coming back to learning/accepting to be loved. ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Also, anything I'm working through: identity, bodyimage, body configuration, neurodivergence, loss... it's (almost) free therapy. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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22.08.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My stories typically center around a god-like being, either in the form of a typical eldritch deity or, more recently, man-made entities that come to be worshipped as gods. When those aren't the focus, it's usually some form of obsession.

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22.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Short and sweet, this time's all about my dystopian technohorror story.

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21.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy 21 days of #PitchDis !

my name is amanda, and iโ€™m a 24 year old author of siblings and annoying sapphics!!

#amwriting mostly historical fiction, i love medical history, and iโ€™m wayyy too into the locked tomb by tamsyn muir!

iโ€™m so excited to write more and more and interact with everyone!

20.08.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Support #PitchDis Support #PitchDis

Don't forget about the Ko-Fi to help keep our site and event up and running. Donations of $15 or more will get a #PitchDis sticker!
I'll also have a random drawing of #PitchDis participants to win a sticker next month.

ko-fi.com/pitchdis

20.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the abyss Delving into the macabre, the strange, and the incomprehensible one word at a time.

My website is looking better than ever, and now there's a dedicated hub for all my projects, past, present, and future. Very happy with how it's turned out, and eager to expand on the newest project and begin adding to the catalog.

tewoodard.com

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20.08.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've written off and on since I was about 13 years old. I'd always enjoyed escaping to other worlds, and I found that creating those worlds myself was much more fun. But it wasn't until a couple years ago that I really took writing seriously, as in actually seeing projects through.

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20.08.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to the abyss Delving into the macabre, the strange, and the incomprehensible one word at a time.

After a year of neglect, my website is getting a massive overhaul. It's not finished yet, but it's in at least a somewhat usable state. If you want to check out a few stories and a new ongoing dark fantasy project, check out tewoodard.com.

19.08.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#PitchDis Day 1

If there anything youโ€™d like us to know about you?

The four scariest words in the world are "Tell us about yourself" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

19.08.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello, my name is T. E. Woodard, and I'm a horror author with a soft spot for poetry. I've suffered from the spicy ultrarapid cycling flavor of bipolar disorder for about half of my life, but writing has been one of the few things that helps keep me grounded.

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19.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fantasy Indies August Day 19
Author tips that have helped me

Fantasy Indies August Day 19 Author tips that have helped me

#FantasyIndiesAugust Day 19

Every author has a different environment. Stop looking over the fence.

For some, writing IS their job. Some have offices with nice desks. Others wrote their books with a toddler and full-time job.

You're doing fine.

@chesneyinfalt.bsky.social @lvrussell.bsky.social

19.08.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another quick and goofy #pokemon to the regular 20 minute art warm ups from memory.

I think I might build a spreadsheet for this do I dont have to do them in order cause I want to draw steel types but it takes forever to get to them.

#warmup #fanart #pokedexchallenge

19.07.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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