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gabe • 21+ • he/him • still depressed but v stressed

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I once turned down the opportunity to receive a cupcake from Henry Kissinger

05.03.2026 08:03 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's a 27 year old man with an ironic biker stache being called Daddy in a steamroom somewhere at this very moment. free your mind

05.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

if you don't think the bottom is *so* much older that a Daddy is plausible then 1) please trust me that practicing homosexuals have fully untethered "daddy" from such pedestrian concerns as physical age and 2) you can always make the bottom even older. c'mon. it won't kill you

05.03.2026 05:52 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I just think if you have a younger top with daddy issues and a notable age gap it's your ethical responsibility to have him call the bottom dad when he nuts inside him. or on his face. if that's your preference

05.03.2026 05:47 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

absolutely not

05.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we should all listen to him

04.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 1970    🔁 887    💬 3    📌 13

so you're broke and depressed and your mom wants you to get a Real job but you hang out at parties with glimmering artists who you could be one day and you have a girl but there's this guy you're hooking up with and your grief perfumes everything in a delicate miasma and calvin coolidge is president

04.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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African American Poetry: Bruce Nugent, "Smoke, Lilies and Jade" (1926) Originally published in Fire!! (1926) Editor's NoteSmoke, Lilies and JadeHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING…TO WRITE OR DRAW…OR something…but it was so comfortable just to la...

oh, hey, happy 100th birthday to this gorgeous little queer modernist Harlem Renaissance short from 1926 published as a deliberate thumb in the nose to respectability politics scalar.lehigh.edu/african-amer...

04.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 12    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

I've seen it, I really enjoyed it. the love interest is a bit of a dick but side characters in the leather scene have happy supportive relationships. the movie doesn't cast kink as a problem, it's this specific guy not being able to compromise

04.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can confirm

04.03.2026 07:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will light a candle for ohmleng but that recast really enabled a specific type of bottom on bottom violence to blossom to its fullest potential

04.03.2026 07:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just broke a new record for opening a fic and going (squints) AMERICAN

03.03.2026 06:29 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you all for not disputing scott's dick by the way I've never seen a more obviously circumcised character in my life

02.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

p'cir's taking such good care of him, phu didn't even know his body could do that

02.03.2026 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you wanna write shane hooking up with scott hunter then live your truth and follow your bliss but that man is going to get such an abysmal blowjob from the rookie and he won't even know what's going on until kip carefully extracts an anonymized version and goes babe that's how you handle foreskin

02.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

one fact that's vital to shane's characterization and I think really needs to be brought up more is that man has been taught for 10 years to only suck uncut dick

02.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

he's so terrifyingly powerful

02.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and then there's the phus who really, *really* like being taught to suck dick

01.03.2026 17:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

nooooo

01.03.2026 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how many phus do you think have invented breathplay from scratch

01.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel so unspeakably blessed this winter to be witnessing multiple malicious bottoms at their full unfettered power

01.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what if tofu and beans in the same dish. vegan oyakodon

01.03.2026 04:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mew has cheated preemptively because he was so sure top had and top doesn't get to be the only one

01.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if they ever do an onlyfriends ourskyy it better be a breakdown of all the times the leads have cheated between s1 and s2

28.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

probably a more delicate situation than straight up pinching. one might use the word "coax"

28.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

charging at anything his spindly antlers can reach

27.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thanwa could have told the kid that sometimes to catch a vers baddie you gotta be a vers baddie yourself but nobody listens to him. shame.

27.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trin detecting this with moderate alarm

27.02.2026 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

baby boy is trying to be trade soooooooo badly and never quite achieves it

27.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

first shirtless white boy of the year jogging valiantly past in shorts. spring is just around the corner

27.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0