a one-man murdertwunk

you can't *double* ban ao3. they'd have to unban it first just so he could get it rebanned

I mean at least he's never been the reason ao3 got banned

and when he appears on the scene you either have to accept being downgraded to side-ship or you gotta suck his dick. that's the rules

I wish I could say I was surprised how many omegaverse live actions are obsessed with enigma males or true alphas or whatever but this is simply the nature of gay erotica. anyone can be a bottom it's chill but tops must live in fear that somewhere just offscreen lurks the secret truer *toppiest* top

gonna spend so much time thinking about it. about how it would be nice to do something for sui zhou, who does so much for tang fan. would help him relax. and surely this is something a man in his position would expect to get, after a while, even if guangchan would never impose on tang fan by asking,

he's just going to be *so* endearingly eagernervousmodestoverwhelmed about sucking dick

the exquisite burden of having tang fan thoughts in 2025. who would I even share them with

he kept the scars sqq's sword gave him despite being able to heal them instantly if he chose. he'll let sqq do anything he wants. that's him Winning

🫂🫂

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he scampers

Ok I had to go find the clip bc this is the energy I will be bringing when anyone ever asks me if I use this ugly nonsense

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQun5Qr...

You can't live your life based on hate - that way lies madness and bitterness - but allowing yourself to slip into hater mode from time to time is a lovely little treat, like a drunk cigarette or a decadent slice of cake

Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.

a Witness

also victor being like No That's Behind Me Now instead of doing the vast majority of the work to create a wife-creature and only then backing out on a deal. you accidentally gave him principles. those aren't supposed to be in there

squinting. my..... system language is spanish, but I never indicated that every tweet,

perfectly adapted to her environment

like, I guess you could *say* the creature was being an unreliable narrator if you want, but they sure did totally wipe out the "give me a family or I kill everyone you love" element

mr del toro reeeeeeally detoxified the toxic yaoi

rip to victor frankenstein but I'm different

I recognize that failed fatherhood has been an inescapable theme of frankenstein since the 1800s but I could have been a better father *and* a better daddy

he was just a big ole great dane puppy

I'm so glad

socks on in bed season

A dog, perhaps a pug, jammed inside of an orange and black tote bag sitting between someone's feet on the subway.

I mean, just look at this guy

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

........my brother just texted me "happy destiel day" out of nowhere

sending the finest of vibes

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN