a one-man murdertwunk

nooooo

how many phus do you think have invented breathplay from scratch

I feel so unspeakably blessed this winter to be witnessing multiple malicious bottoms at their full unfettered power

what if tofu and beans in the same dish. vegan oyakodon

mew has cheated preemptively because he was so sure top had and top doesn't get to be the only one

if they ever do an onlyfriends ourskyy it better be a breakdown of all the times the leads have cheated between s1 and s2

probably a more delicate situation than straight up pinching. one might use the word "coax"

charging at anything his spindly antlers can reach

thanwa could have told the kid that sometimes to catch a vers baddie you gotta be a vers baddie yourself but nobody listens to him. shame.

trin detecting this with moderate alarm

baby boy is trying to be trade soooooooo badly and never quite achieves it

first shirtless white boy of the year jogging valiantly past in shorts. spring is just around the corner

do not, I mean *do not*, wear a harness under day clothes if you have to bend at the waist at all or move any faster than a serene meander. those things jingle like a third grader at a christmas concert

boss: anything fun coming up this weekend?
me, currently wearing solid leather suspenders and a t shirt from a local gay leather contest under my shirt in order to get to my volunteer shift at a pervert event 30 minutes after I clock out of work: oh, uh, not really haha

I don't *wanna* archive lock but a bitch might have to

nooooo

he was trying so hard

actually shane can move through montreal utterly without fear of a lestat visit because gay jocks and theater gays exert powerful energies that mutually repel each other
to date scientists have only been able to reverse these fields once in human history, for the duration of "High School Musical 2"

one time in dc she took us to the (episcopalian? anglican? one of those) national cathedral and when she realized her mistake she *snuck us out the back in the middle of communion* rather than take the body of protestant christ

when I was in second grade if you asked me about prominent winter holidays I would've rattled off christmas hannukah kwanzaa ramadan and maybe lunar new year but I could not name a single protestant denomination. and my mom did that on purpose

and alternately biting the shit out of whatever bits of neo she can reach. neo's going to be expected to fuck her as soon as it's over but he's teetering on the edge between fun-sexy-hurt and seriously fucking chill out already

the wiggling. the kicking. until she is very securely held down

anyway. thinking about other things. like miw 3wbf pussy spanking

I don't know many people I choose to talk to who *like* the prison system but however much you hate it you need to hate it more

County jails do this too. If people get shipped in from other jails their belongings don't, and that includes little incidentals like coats, gloves, boots. They have a fun habit of kicking people out late at night past the point any cabs are running, or on holidays, or in the middle of snowstorms,

flesh prison (positive)

I think I bring a decent energy and most interactions are pleasant to fine but the density of dicks is simply. dense.

the thing about the old "if you meet one asshole you met an asshole, if everyone you meet is an asshole you're the asshole" is sometimes your job involves talking to the general public all day

thank you for he

freedom!!