Emo Philips is touring the US in 2026. I implore you to see him before you shuffle off this mortal coil because it's harder to do so afterwards.
Emo's surreal comedy is deeply intellectual and completely absurd at the same time. There's no better joke craftsman alive.
And he's funny as fuck.
Go!
07.02.2026 20:45 β
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Border Patrol is out in Los Angeles, sightings in Echo Park/ Silverlake and South Central.
Please stay alert, get vulnerable people inside. Record everything and be safe.
25.01.2026 18:04 β
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The Washington Post, everyone
14.12.2025 20:47 β
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Calling Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville, and Bloomington: the βItβs the Adjacent to Thanksgiving Tour, Emo Philipsβ Tour is about to commence. www.emophilips.com/shows
15.11.2025 23:31 β
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This is how you make MAGA heads explode. ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
30.10.2025 23:12 β
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The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.
Pathetic.
30.10.2025 20:40 β
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The Mask Is Off: MAGAβs βPedophileβ Crusade Was Always a Lie
The Epstein files prove it was never about protecting kidsβit was about defending Trump at all costs.
MAGA told you it was about protecting kids. But when Trump fought to hide the Epstein filesβbecause heβs in themβthey defended him instead. The mask is off. It was never about pedophiles. It was always about Trump.
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...
03.10.2025 19:28 β
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Every time Donald Trump puts up a racist AI generated video of Hakeem Jefferies or any of my colleagues, Iβll put a new movie poster about Trump and Epstein.
#ReleasetheEpsteinFiles
01.10.2025 01:54 β
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In MAGA, we are witnessing the dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the face of the earth. Early hominids had more ability to think rationally. π³π
02.10.2025 02:53 β
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A real pleasure to sit down for an extended conversation on The View today. My thanks to the studio audience for the very warm welcome.
01.10.2025 18:40 β
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HEY CORPORATE MEDIA,
Say it with me. Your headline is REPUBLICAN CONGRESS FAILS TO FUND GOVERNMENT: SHUTDOWN IMMINENT
Let me know if you need any help with this
01.10.2025 01:39 β
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This is Sinclair Broadcasting.
23.09.2025 04:33 β
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22.09.2025 13:44 β
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I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet
22.09.2025 14:22 β
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Fuck ICE. Cowardly bastards.
23.09.2025 01:44 β
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I still am stunned, years later, that dozens of cops at Uvalde waited 77 minutes to kill the shooter while kids died.
Has ANYONE been held accountable?
23.09.2025 00:50 β
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Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station.
List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/
22.09.2025 23:23 β
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Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit
22.09.2025 21:42 β
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
βIn Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.β
It costs a lot less to house people.
21.09.2025 06:24 β
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Vote with your dollars.
20.09.2025 21:55 β
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20.09.2025 11:55 β
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DON'T BE DISTRACTED!!!!!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! Iβm gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
19.09.2025 11:54 β
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On POW/MIA Recognition Day, we honor the service and sacrifice of those who went off to war to defend our safety and freedoms, but never came home.
We honor them by keeping their memory alive and by continuing to search for the answers their loved ones deserve.
19.09.2025 23:19 β
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OH MY GOD
18.09.2025 14:50 β
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@barrymalone.bsky.social is essential reading with Proximities, a fast, smart update of int'l news. But Mr Malone, when can we in the US see "Trump vs the Truth"? I went to the Channel 4 website, which said it's only available in the UK. We need it here! And keep up the good work.
19.09.2025 03:43 β
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NEW: Senate Dems ask FCC chairman to turn over any communications w/ ABC re: Jimmy Kimmel
β..unacceptable for the FCC Chairman to threaten a media organization because he does not like the content of its programmingβit violates the 1st Amendment that you claim to championβ
18.09.2025 20:52 β
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2022 β a confession:
18.09.2025 12:05 β
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