mapleboy (from youtube)

the reply to cbc is essentially just "i don't know what you said, but whatever it was, it's a lie"

jays better wear the powder blues again tomorrow

i absolutely love that ESPN is described in relation to TSN here. maybe the only time in history that's ever happened anywhere

i just stayed up til 3 am to watch my team lose in the world series

YOURE LETTING BRENDON LITTLE PITCH TO SHOHEI OHTANI YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

17th inning comebacker sure why not

Fuck it I wanna see a position player pitch in the World Series

they should allow you to come back into the game if it's been nine full innings since you left it

bob costas on acid watching this game at home

there'll be a 3 ball walk before long

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

it is now sunday in the mountain time zone wait no what day is it

these are the type of messages you're sent in the 16th inning

This game is Ernest Hemingway coded. He’d write about this shit and then kill 24 fish with his bare hands and burn them with leaded gas while also shooting at both Bautistas and Castros at Guantanamo while smoking a fucking fat cigar that you’ve never seen before. And then he’d pet his 12 thirty-seven toed cats and mumble about the politics of Charles de Gaulle before exposing himself to arsenic

anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling every time they cut to brendon little in the bullpen

the fact that a baseball game could, in theory, never end is part of what makes it my favorite sport. on a long enough time scale, we'll eventually have the eternal game

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds

Psychopathic to imagine watching another baseball game tomorrow.

watching the base running tonight

if you throw a single pitch to ohtani you are a moron

i couldn't count on both hands how many times i've seen ikf fuck it up this postseason

I’m beating my head against a wall in case anyone was wondering

this game must be fun as fuck if you're a neutral fan. alas i am seconds from death at all times

this aint fair man

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newsweek bisexuality cover but the people are replaced with michael irvin troy aikman and deion sanders. text reads "Dallas Cowboys. Not The Eagles. Not The Giants. A New NFC East Team Emerges."

where's the newsweek cover that announces the cowboys' arrival