Janrik Oberholzer

i have about two million followers across three platforms. statistically, about 20,000 of you are in the top 1% in terms of wealth. if any of you feel like leaving me your home in a walkable neighborhood when you die, that would make for a very heartwarming social media story.

We had over 150 applications for the remote teaching job we shared on LinkedIn ! And sadly around 140 goes straight to the bin for not reading the requirements to apply, such as including a cover letter. Sigh.

Today was quite summery

DStv slashes decoder prices and brings back 'Open Time' MultiChoice is reviving one of South African television’s most nostalgic traditions to mark 30 years since the launch of DStv.

MultiChoice is reviving one of South African television’s most nostalgic traditions to mark 30 years since the launch of DStv.

It’s always dns

I’m a subscriber but I almost never see your videos float to the front

Robin Williams was right—politicians should wear sponsor jackets like NASCAR drivers. If money drives their decisions, we deserve to see who’s in the passenger seat. Transparency isn’t radical; it’s democracy with the headlights on.

Journey of the beast

Love it

We can stay somewhere cheap and still work in cape town.

A graph showing the raise in numbers of viagra perceptions closed follows the ASD rates per 1,000 people in the U.S.

So @niniandthebrain.bsky.social has been mapping correlations for autism on Instagram and the results are great.

That’s right. Viagra causes autism.

www.instagram.com/p/DPrnHZ1kuS...

Epic burn

Oh, what a huge ca(debt)za

Luthuli House, now accepting small change.

What’s your experience been with the setting so far? My spam and other unsolicited calls have dropped to 0.

Yup. That’s a conditional trail that they hope you forget to cancel in time. Scummy.

Yeah that middle one so far. I don’t want to miss deliveries or I’d pick the bottom one

Not that I’ve noticed. It basically answers the phone and asks the caller who they are and what they want, you then get a text printout on the screen and can decide to pick up or ignore. Only does it with unsaved / unknown numbers.

The iOS call screening feature is amazing. Cold/spam callers just go : eeeeh ok and end the call.

They have lovely cold beer and some nice pizzas. We often go there for lunch.

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:

- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton