Goggle Guy

Today is awesome bc I get to go play pokemon with my AWESOME baby brother and my friends. Today fucking rocks.

I love getting told "Hey this shit sucks" when it's not even my work. Like yea I'll fix it but don't pin this ass suckery on me, this was like this when I got it

Much like gambling, if I wait long enough I will receive what I want

By the Nine I'm tweaking

I think if I played halo 3: odst again it would fix me I think probably

I've been told all my life that people I know have "friends that you remind me of" and I'm beginning to suspect I'm the product of a failed cloning experiment in the middle of the desert

she tarkov on my streets till I (head, eyes, 120.7m)

Idle hands are the devil's play thing, and holy SHIT am I pious and holy today

I should be posting here WAY more often lmao

Honestly I'm thinking that today is a good day, I resisted the urge to throw my phone as far and hard as i could in my office, I deserve a cookie for it

First date idea, we go to the bottle and can return center and make back nickels from the various drinks I have stashed away

I'm sane and can be trusted with creative liberties

Stick it *in* the man

Looking for 464 of my falcon moots (and anyone else I know)