King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.
25.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@thenintendofeed.bsky.social
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King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.
25.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎵 Squatting like I’m Dan. I mother fucking am. 🎵
25.07.2025 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How I look when I’ve had gas station hot dogs for dinner
11.02.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck ebay. I want to be an eboy.
06.02.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only thing colder than my family’s hearts is me, at night. It’s fucking cold. Give me money. Vroom vroom.
22.01.2025 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what I need more than a home? A Switch 2.
17.01.2025 01:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
15.11.2024 12:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How I feel when I have a full tank of gas in my home.
06.01.2025 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m starting to think plushies aren’t a sustainable diet.
05.01.2025 11:22 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Vroom vroom. That’s the sound my house makes when I have the heat on.
27.12.2024 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0IF 10,000 PEOPLE EACH GAVE ME $5, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.
23.12.2024 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
11.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I must have this for my collection.
15.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.
11.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My face when you won’t spend all your expendable income on✨me✨
06.12.2024 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck you all. Gimme money.
06.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brother has yee’d his last haw.
14.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Not my mom. :(
03.12.2024 13:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Knock knock.
03.12.2024 05:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I’m told I can’t keep living rent free in a home I don’t legally own.
23.11.2024 19:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I hate my family.
23.11.2024 00:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New selfie.
17.11.2024 05:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Them: If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll be homeless and have to live out of your car. What are you going to do?
Me:
Waking up your parents at 3am because you pooped your pants like
15.11.2024 13:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.
15.11.2024 12:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My face when I’m expected to pay rent in order to have a roof over my head
14.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brother has yee’d his last haw.
14.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0