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Nintendo Historian/Collector, Super Smash Bros Ultimate Spirit Collection World Record Holder, Professional Mom/House Loser, 15 Years of Professional Nintendo Tweets, and 6+ Months of Professional Grifting!

79 Followers  |  0 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.1815

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King K. Rool one shots Void Kong just like my family one shotted me with an eviction notice.

25.07.2025 20:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🎵 Squatting like I’m Dan. I mother fucking am. 🎵

25.07.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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How I look when I’ve had gas station hot dogs for dinner

11.02.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fuck ebay. I want to be an eboy.

06.02.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only thing colder than my family’s hearts is me, at night. It’s fucking cold. Give me money. Vroom vroom.

22.01.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know what I need more than a home? A Switch 2.

17.01.2025 01:07 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.

15.11.2024 12:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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How I feel when I have a full tank of gas in my home.

06.01.2025 16:22 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting to think plushies aren’t a sustainable diet.

05.01.2025 11:22 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Vroom vroom. That’s the sound my house makes when I have the heat on.

27.12.2024 04:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

IF 10,000 PEOPLE EACH GAVE ME $5, I WOULDN’T HAVE TO LIVE IN MY FUCKING CAR ANYMORE.

23.12.2024 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.

11.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I must have this for my collection.

15.12.2024 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait until I find out who the CEO is of my mother’s house.

11.12.2024 19:25 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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My face when you won’t spend all your expendable income on✨me✨

06.12.2024 19:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck you all. Gimme money.

06.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My brother has yee’d his last haw.

14.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Not my mom. :(

03.12.2024 13:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Knock knock.

03.12.2024 05:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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When I’m told I can’t keep living rent free in a home I don’t legally own.

23.11.2024 19:39 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate my family.

23.11.2024 00:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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New selfie.

17.11.2024 05:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Them: If you don’t get a job soon, you’ll be homeless and have to live out of your car. What are you going to do?

Me:

15.11.2024 16:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Waking up your parents at 3am because you pooped your pants like

15.11.2024 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thinking about the Donkey Schlong.

15.11.2024 12:06 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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My face when I’m expected to pay rent in order to have a roof over my head

14.11.2024 22:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My brother has yee’d his last haw.

14.11.2024 21:46 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0