Cole White

I was reviewing some videos I made at my job and it's like I'm actually a smart person when I'm there. Like I said 'denote' in one of them and I don't even know what that word means on my days off 🤣

I spent much of today traversing the city by foot and eating leftover pizza from my backpack whenever I got hungry - just like the good old days 🤣

I am playing GTA and saying sorry everytime I run over a person 🙈

Look at my eyeballs!!

I just had a mental lapse where I couldn't remember the author Miranda July's name nor the titles of any of her books, just a photo I saw of her one time with curly red hair. But no one knew what I was talking about when I was like, you know that writer who looks like Ronald McDonald but beautiful

Behold the $0 green screen

It was exactly 10 years ago today that I woke up, looked in the mirror and was like, okay wow, I definitely slept like shit last night, except my face has looked like that ever since

I love tofu

Me and my fellow nonbinary coworker have decided to start wearing outfits of progressively increasing whimsy until it becomes a workplace norm

I have since told this story to a) person I'm dating who was feeling icky about her chronic illness and b) my mom, who felt embarrassed about slipping on ice when neighbours could see. In both cases, it provided comfort. My toilet incident has been a net positive for people I like. Magnificent!

My best photo from the Steven Universe burlesque and drag show was just the special drinks menu

The Ontario election is on Feb 27 please remember to not vote for Ford

Wow I have nineteen whole followers now! Bluesky is the best!!!!

It is time to share pictures of Steve Buscemi in drag again

I love living in Toronto so much that when I smell rotting garbage juice it makes me happy

Good morning to all 17 of my followers on here

Was I embarrassed when I accidentally leaned my bag against the emergency button in the accessible all gender library washroom, making a door open and an alarm go off while I was pooping? No, because lately I've been doing something of this caliber almost every day

So far the funniest thing I've noticed since getting an account here is that, regardless of platform, I can't escape people sharing... Mary Oliver poems? Probably just a me problem 😅

Two sets of earrings (one mahogany coloured, one variegated grey and white) and JF Custom Leather business card

Would anyone like to give these handmade earrings (they are leather!) a good home? They're made by a friend of my family who passed away not too long ago, so they're special, but I have never worn them. Or if anyone has suggestions for something else good to do with them.