Dazy Dyl

If i had a billion dollars for every time i had an inkling of a concept of an intention to pay money to see the stupid fucking useless Mufasa movie, I would be broke

LANGUAGE

A squirmy lil jam I done juiced from the goop fruit, about the music of language and the language of music

Out on all platforms 12/21/24

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#psychedelic #musiciansky #goop #funk #seattlemusic

Drake/Kendrick beef weird al polka medley

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

Primordial Garble, by Dazy Dyl 10 track album

I made an album a while ago, help me pay for a haircut

dazydyl.bandcamp.com/album/primor...

Lamarr Family Values w/ Dazy Dyl, Reno Baby tickets by High Dive Get your Lamarr Family Values w/ Dazy Dyl, Reno Baby Tickets at High Dive in Seattle by High Dive from Tixr.

Opening for Lamarr Family Values next month! Tickets are 10% on 12/2 for High Dive/Nectar's fan appreciation day 💕

www.tixr.com/groups/highd...

Got some cool ideas for DIY merch at my next show w/ Lamarr Family Values and Reno Baby at High Dive in Fremont on December 22nd 👀

Just found out Moana 2 was stitched together from a planned TV show and doesn't involve Lin-Manuel. Yeah, im fuckin good on this one

Hey Drake, were all the people begging me, a karaoke host, to buy Euphoria and Not Like Us for karaoke, on Kendrick's payroll too? Is this payola in the room with us right now?

Bluesky >>>> Threads by FAR in terms of both interface and community, imho, but idk we'll see how crazy it gets round these parts

Be kind to your "drake won the beef" friends today. But also, laugh at them

I.... AM PO

Live action Moana somehow makes more sense than live action How to Train Your Dragon. Why not make live action Kung Fu Panda at this point

wonder how disaffected single young men are gonna react when video game consoles get twice as expensive and porn gets banned

Could it be, is this place gaining momentum? Finally abandoning Twitter for real

Likin how this app is lookin

Unmatched clever parody genius? Or has it been done?

Ive had The Beatles' Happiness is a Warm Gun in my head for the last hour but with the lyrics "My penis is in your bum"

Bluesky tweet = bluep
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Finally, a new void to scream into 🙏🙏🙏🇺🇲

@mebejulia.bsky.social scoobadee doop shoowop dee boop

Poop and pee, plus farting