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I broke my toenail

Switching from handsoap to actual facewash a game changer.

walk outside and im like damn, why are there 2 sharp stones on my chest. wait, those are my nipples. they cold.

Using toilet paper at work is an under appreciated money saving tactic.

Not many things can make my toes curl like spicy korean cold noodles.

Ate cbd gummy. Set my alarm. Woke up late bc I set my time on my calculator app...

my ass itches

Being in rising traffic is like "wow, I am 10min away from my destination for like 15min now."

Someone fighting God in the bathroom stall. I am praying for them 🙏

I gotchu

I took a nap in honor of you

Aura farming in Monster Hunter Wilds

If I get by tornado, I probably wouldn't like it.

Boss came into my cubicle right after I farted. Man...

I don't like buying good looking soaps bc I feel bad credit carding my ass with them when I shower.

but the toilet aint unfortunately

go gettem 🙏

My butt itches

No more cold weather pls. my nipples went like 🪨🗿❄️🧊 past few days. Car also wouldn't start.

rip bro I pray

I am eating ass at work...Not in a good way

Time needs to stop going so fast so I can recover from cringe at work.

very nice

Nipple shrinking weather

It felt like Christmas was Yesterday. Time moves too fast. Couldn't make new years resolution in time. I will try again next year.