Doocy would be prettier if he smiled more.

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

Somewhere there is a person who said fire

And a person who pressed fire

And they're getting closer by the hour to the incontrovertible knowledge that they killed 165 little girls

I want to watch that understanding settle on them

Like bags of cement

weirdly i was discussing the other day who in Team Trump you would have look after your dog
Pete - would lose dog
Noem - would shoot dog
Bondi - would deny dog existed
Lutnick - would sell dog

“When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

The United States government is illegally committing tax theft

Jesus Christ, man, you need to apologize for your craven cowardice on the nonexistent “DEI” panic, hire more people to fix the disgusting unattended shelves due to chronic understaffing, and stop making people need security to unlock a cabinet to buy underwear. This isn’t complicated.

The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

Obviously it's great to have Noem gone, but my husband sent me a social media post from the bad site in which someone characterized firing Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullin as being like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt, and I can't stop laughing at the accuracy.

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

if you've ever thought about how in a python attack you'd react quickly before it can get around you properly, I have really bad news

After Trump’s pardon freed him from prison, Jan. 6 rioter Andrew Paul Johnson repeatedly sexually abused two young kids.

“We were scared,” one victim testified.

Johnson tried to buy their silence - promising to share J6 restitution money.

Today, Johnson got life in prison.

This is not covered by the Speech and Debate Clause.

Always enough money for another war in the Middle East but never enough money to help people here at home.

NOEM: I hope Miguel Lopez got the $2,600

SWALWELL: Do you think that makes up for not being with his family? It was a nonviolent crime

NOEM: Now that he's been deported he will never get the chance to come back

S: The president is also a convicted felon if you want to talk about criminal records

He’s like a really bad actor in a 1980s B action movie that went straight to video.

Is he trying to make a sizzle reel for a war crimes trial?

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

A ballet dancer once abused by Jeffrey Epstein, Dani Bensky tells me she and other survivors are not being asked to appear on “Republican media” outlets like Fox. open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Hegseth’s press conference featured questions from the Daily Wire, Daily Caller, and the MyPillow guy’s website

This cartoonishly childish Hegseth persona is an insult to the American military, the American people, the Iranian people, and just about everybody affected by this war. It is absolutely incredible, in the literal sense, that this man is at the hinge of the chain of command in this spiraling war.

the Ayatollah Khameneis will continue until morale improves

Tim Walz, purportedly brought to Oversight to address questions about fraud, is instead using it as a chance to air grievance abt the invasion.

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