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Faolan

@brujofaolan.bsky.social

40 Gay & Demi Buddhist- Vajrayana, (Gelug) Mage, Spirit Keeper, and Demonosopher. Living in the traditional & unceded territories of the Kwikwetlem First Nation πŸ“Œ I do not accept unsolicited art offers or commissions.

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And before anyone asks… yes, saying β€œwow it’s really quiet tonight” absolutely counts as a summoning ritual.
It’s basically the nursing equivalent of lighting a cursed candle and chanting in Latin.
You summoned the chaos.
You deal with it.

04.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a nurse and a mage I am extremely tolerant.

At the nurses station you may
Summon demons. Open portals. Perform dark rituals. Consult the dead.

But if you say the word β€œquiet” on shift I’m casting Immediate Banishment and we are going to war.

04.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evangelicals will be the most devoted followers of the Antichrist.

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In a stunning admission, Karoline Leavitt says that Trump’s decision to strike Iran was based on his β€œfeeling” that Iran posed an imminent and direct threat to the United States.

Trump got you into a war because the vibes were off.

04.03.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Department of Justice now admits they removed over 47,000 files in which some included allegations against Donald Trump. It's a goddamn cover-up. 🚨

04.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The United States embassy has issued a major warning telling that all Americans to immediately leave Iraq as soon as possible due to extremely serious threats

04.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After imposing a social media BAN for minors, Australia is now reportedly planning to BLOCK access to AI tools like ChatGPT and Gemini for children under 16.

04.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Oh Gods let this come to be fulfilled!

04.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

BREAKING: Pentagon is about to ask Congress for an estimated $50 billion in extra funds for Iran, per Reuters.

04.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Musk, xAI tout newest Grok update as only 'non-woke' platform: 'Doesn't equivocate'' Elon Musk's Grok 4.20 AI chatbot claims to offer "non-woke" responses compared to ChatGPT, Claude, and Gemini on political questions about America and Trump.

www.foxnews.com/politics/mus...

04.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

60 days makes sense, its likely the max they can do without congress getting involved.

04.03.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth says the US war with Iran could last up to 8 weeks.

Because if there’s one thing wars are famous for…
…it’s sticking to the original timeline.

04.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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US and Ecuador forces launch operation to fight drug trafficking Washington says the two countries are combatting what the US calls designated terrorist organisations in the South American country.

Umm what did i just miss?

US and Ecuador forces launch operation to fight drug trafficking - BBC News share.google/Qhf8XGEEIzh6...

04.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JUST IN - U.S. banks on high alert for cyberattacks after U.S. intelligence assessment warns of Iranian attacks as war escalates β€” Reuters

03.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Failed state with Free Insulin! :3

03.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they become your 52nd state....well after canada of course lol

03.03.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's like we're living in a very bad low rated movie

03.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sounds expensive. Guess y'all better get another job so you can pay more taxes.

03.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2449    πŸ” 602    πŸ’¬ 566    πŸ“Œ 144

Codex by OpenAI for Windows is apparently dropping tomorrow.

03.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The U.S. Supreme Court declined to review the AI copyright appeal, leaving in place rulings that purely AI-generated artwork cannot receive copyright protection.

Copyright requires human authorship, so images created entirely by AI with no meaningful human creative input remain ineligible.

03.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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all because of their pentagon contract?

meh.

03.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The masks are off. This is a doomsday cult. They WANT Armageddon. They haven’t even been that quiet about it.

03.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Poland Will Eventually Seek Its Own Nuclear Weapons, Tusk Says Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk signaled his country will eventually try to obtain its own nuclear weapons as Europe strengthens deterrence amid doubts over US commitment to defending the continent.

honestly can't blame them. They've been invaded enough times in history.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

03.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh!! I used that once

03.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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wouldn’t this make Trump the Antichrist?

03.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Trump Threatens to Cut Off Trade After Spain Denies Air Base Use US President Donald Trump directed Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent to β€œcut off all trade with Spain” after the country denied access to its military bases for his bombing campaign against Iran.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

03.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Newcastle pubs ban AI art from breweries to protect local creatives As two pubs in Newcastle ban AI art, artists discuss the impact it can have on creatives.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world."

#AIslop #refuseresist

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