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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

CENOTAPH: (n.) A Welsh laxative.

09.11.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜πŸ‘Œ

09.11.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary BEFUDDLE: A tightly knit group of cattle.

09.11.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ASongOrMovieForWorksOfArt Hay Wain's World

09.11.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
When Your Friend Is an NPC πŸ˜’ Birdie & Squirrel | Original Video: Under Studio x ​⁠@Nick_Harron
YouTube video by Under Studio When Your Friend Is an NPC πŸ˜’ Birdie & Squirrel | Original Video: Under Studio x ​⁠@Nick_Harron

What if we just let rich people do whatever they want?
youtube.com/shorts/Acb9j...

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Parisians specifically, i think.

That said, my cousin used to be married to one of the most meticulously dressed & groomed men i have ever met, and he was a copper. In Shrewsbury, go figure.

22.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Re: the theft from the Louvre.
Apparently this is a photo of one of the detectives working the case. It not from a film set, it's not AI, it's one of the coppers. How cool is that? 😁

22.10.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Re: the theft from the Louvre.
Apparently this is a photo of one of the detectives working the case. It not from a film set, it's not AI, it's one of the coppers. How cool is that? 😁

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22.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The tag's what makes it; i guffawed 🀭

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LOL 😁

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And finally a lesser egret that flew past just at eye level on the sea front in Getxo. #birds

21.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Changing My Password πŸ”’ Mushie Trying | Comedy Animation Meme | Original Audio: @SanGoMan
YouTube video by Under Studio Changing My Password πŸ”’ Mushie Trying | Comedy Animation Meme | Original Audio: @SanGoMan

Changing your password…

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youtube.com/shorts/1GJ7E...

22.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you like it :) It took a beat (i'm not a fan of dressing animals in costume) but then it cracked me up :D

22.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.10.2025 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Grayscale cartoon by Leigh Rubin. A white door is labeled Narcissism Treatment Center. To the left of the door is a sign, Please take a number. On the bottom of the sign, an arrow is pointing left towards a take-a-number ticket dispenser. Six tickets hang from the dispenser. Each of the tickets displays the number 1.

Grayscale cartoon by Leigh Rubin. A white door is labeled Narcissism Treatment Center. To the left of the door is a sign, Please take a number. On the bottom of the sign, an arrow is pointing left towards a take-a-number ticket dispenser. Six tickets hang from the dispenser. Each of the tickets displays the number 1.

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*waves in time dilation* :D

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11.10.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜πŸ‘

05.06.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gif is hilariously cruel 🀣 Out of the mouths etc.
Well, it looks like you've hung up your mouse just in time for the serious work! Hope you made the most of your break between jobs.

Wishing you a long and happy retirement 😊

05.06.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Barn Owl flying towards the camera over grassland

Barn Owl flying towards the camera over grassland

A stunning Barn Owl approaching! πŸ˜πŸ¦‰
#birds πŸͺΆ

You can buy my exclusive 2026 Birds calendars here;
www.carlbovis.com/2026-birds-c... 😊🐦

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Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok, so we're on planet in a modern building with windows and walls indoor plants and whatnot there's rock face or boulders through the windows I mentioned previously in this sentence. There are two humans pictured and a lotta fashion stuff happening. One is closer up, one further in the background. In the background is a woman wearing a purple/red kind of shiney dress you'd wear for a nice dinner in the city or maybe to an art gallery to look the part. She seems paranoid & nervous. Up front is a blond male, very pale, with a shimmery shiney opal colored blouse top with an open chest, almost like a partially open bathrobe kind of deal. He's also wearing teal pants with pink trim and a fancy belt and loop around the waist. They both have hands on waist, in a power pose kind of stance. Guy up front looks like he's just come down a runway and stopped at the front to really show off what's going to be in style this year. Closed caption reads, "Some of those among us are suspicious."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Ok, so we're on planet in a modern building with windows and walls indoor plants and whatnot there's rock face or boulders through the windows I mentioned previously in this sentence. There are two humans pictured and a lotta fashion stuff happening. One is closer up, one further in the background. In the background is a woman wearing a purple/red kind of shiney dress you'd wear for a nice dinner in the city or maybe to an art gallery to look the part. She seems paranoid & nervous. Up front is a blond male, very pale, with a shimmery shiney opal colored blouse top with an open chest, almost like a partially open bathrobe kind of deal. He's also wearing teal pants with pink trim and a fancy belt and loop around the waist. They both have hands on waist, in a power pose kind of stance. Guy up front looks like he's just come down a runway and stopped at the front to really show off what's going to be in style this year. Closed caption reads, "Some of those among us are suspicious."

05.06.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 851    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 23
Small Business Highlight #candles #lotr #funny #etsy #etsyfinds #nerd #geek #supernatural
YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie Small Business Highlight #candles #lotr #funny #etsy #etsyfinds #nerd #geek #supernatural

Looking for a candle?
youtube.com/shorts/f8l3T...

04.06.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're IN TRANSIT in a corridor walking with Captain Janeway and Seven on Nine (Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01). They're both looking official in their red and blue uniforms and there's some other folks/extras behind them also walking. Janeway has one eye open looking straight up and one eye closed in pic 1, and in pic 2 looks like she has no time for anyone's bullshit whatsoever. Closed caption reads, "All right. Let's get started before my headache gets any worse."

Star Trek Voyager scene. We're IN TRANSIT in a corridor walking with Captain Janeway and Seven on Nine (Tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01). They're both looking official in their red and blue uniforms and there's some other folks/extras behind them also walking. Janeway has one eye open looking straight up and one eye closed in pic 1, and in pic 2 looks like she has no time for anyone's bullshit whatsoever. Closed caption reads, "All right. Let's get started before my headache gets any worse."

Alt in pic 1 Happy birthday Janeway

Alt in pic 1 Happy birthday Janeway

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On holiday.

Her: I’m gonna be nosy and look in this randomn open door.

It’s beautiful, look.

Me: Did you not see the cock and balls?

Her: …

Me:

04.06.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good grief! You saving up for a football team? Hope everything goes swimmingly πŸ˜ƒ
How are you finding 6 Saturdays in a week? Some can't cope but i've never had trouble filling my time. Are any of your children close? Cos grandkids will turn Saturdays into Mondays!

04.06.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiya!
I'm a lot better than i was, stable on my meds now n evryfink. That's why i was away, i really couldn't cope with social media too.
Went back to TwiX to watch the fallout from the SC ruling (if ya kno ya kno) and i'm… kinda getting back into it? We'll see :)

30.05.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social Hi there! Hope you're well n stuff πŸ˜ƒ
Found this and i had to share.
β€œWe don't know Arabic and we don't care about Palestine, but someone on TikTok told us to be here and hold this sign.” πŸ˜†

29.05.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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