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"Miserable pony-tailed Communist" (Google).

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Did a quiz tonight and we were asked to give the word that fits between raw and show. Turned out the answer wanted was talent so we had to make the case for dog

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DREAMES

Here we are all, by day: By night w'are hurl'd
By dreames, each one, into a sev'rall world.

DREAMES Here we are all, by day: By night w'are hurl'd By dreames, each one, into a sev'rall world.

A bit of Robert Herrick

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πŸ”₯
❀️

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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

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"Go West"

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Feeling wan. Might need a Caramac.

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Krzysztof Penderecki drinking alone.

13.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Personal Mountains.
I wandered into the kitchen when this was playing for the first time.
Django, Martin (RIP) and Ken all looked round at me as if to say "Shut up, there's a new Keith record"

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Groombridge 686

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Church team just came second in the pub quiz. God be praised

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🍞

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Really looking forward to this!

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A tweet from Laura Loomer saying:

WOKE MARXIST POPE

A tweet from Laura Loomer saying: WOKE MARXIST POPE

I saw them play The Dublin Castle in '92

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Thank you though

12.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are even worse

12.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Shell grotto

Shell grotto

Margate sands, connecting nothing with nothing

Margate sands, connecting nothing with nothing

Tombs of the Sanger sisters

Tombs of the Sanger sisters

Pilgrimage Sunday / mythic shells/ connecting nothing with nothing / the first woman lion tamer

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The stupid thing is: I enjoy the counter more than anybody else. I'm happy to do eight solid hours at the counter. But it only takes a minute to send that to shit. I had my own part to play in this. But even so.

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Yes. It's exhausting. As I have said, I agree with my colleagues who are much hotter on this than me. By comparison, I must strike them as elderly and resigned. But when the shit hits the fan? Oh, it's me again. Annoying.

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Very disheartened to see the perhaps inevitable return of our (my) Google reviewer. I have no real recourse here. You might say that's as it should be. It's a pain in the arse though.

12.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Fascinating lines of perspective

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Ha! Thank you old thing. The review is back online, though my character has been downgraded.

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Our hostile reviewer has returned. They've given me a downgrade this time.

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Like the Communists in Hail Caesar

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New edition of Mrs Dalloway from my lovely editor at @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social

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Me photographing me and pretending I am Renoir

Me photographing me and pretending I am Renoir

Renoir

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This photo of Robert Bloch is the most writer photo to have ever writer photo’d. It is Pure Writer Photo.

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Throughout

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Have you heard the eerie cry of the puffin?

12.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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