I have one too
26.12.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have one too
26.12.2025 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you have a good time?
10.12.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Christmas tree is up I hope that’s okay
04.12.2025 16:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“She was driving a car, and this is where is gets really weird, she had her feet on the pedals”
26.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy beerfest weekend
22.08.2025 07:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I famously have delusions of my own importance
21.05.2025 12:32 — 👍 53 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0I hope everybody has hit their protein goals today
29.05.2025 20:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A small woman with a giant hat cheered for me on my run today
26.05.2025 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish cat #3 would poo outside instead of the litter box
07.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anybody else have an impending sense of doom this morning
06.05.2025 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hope it’s okay
20.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m really sorry but I actually had tomato and chorizo
20.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was Italian week when I went to Lidl and I got some Red and Yellow Pepper & Chilli soup
20.03.2025 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I’m going to have some soup today
20.03.2025 06:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Who is caught up on married at first sight AUS
17.03.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0are they open for genpop
20.02.2025 12:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Where can I find the chorizo please
20.02.2025 11:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anybody know where the garlic is at Lidl? I need a wee and I can’t concentrate
20.02.2025 11:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was dead but now I’m at Lidl
20.02.2025 10:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Check again I’m not at home
20.02.2025 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I obviously meant 5.6x older
19.02.2025 14:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am only 5.6 years older than my cat - she is going to catch up with me soon
19.02.2025 13:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I turn 28 years, 6 months, and 10 days old today
19.02.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She turns 5 today
19.02.2025 12:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I gave AI this specification and these were the results:
In this snippet, the first and third lines evoke a peaceful, serene atmosphere, while the second and fourth lines reveal a darker reality, shattering the illusion of safety.
When I finish work at 8am I will have 6 consecutive days off (5 and a half)
12.02.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting blackout curtains is the most detrimental thing I’ve done to my productivity
08.02.2025 08:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do you also make fun of the Atkins diet
08.02.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s Saturday
08.02.2025 00:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got excited by the possibility of hoovering my car. I still haven’t done this.
07.02.2025 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0