#JBag

Fuck you

Floating skully stabbed with a sword, his pipe smoke fills the air with red skulls

You're Killing Me

#Art by Micah Ulrich

Vaguely threatening sharpie doodle

Kids keep asking me what I'm drawing. Man, I don't know

YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO Bob Dylan - Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (Official Audio)

Thank you sir!
Will you be celebrating National JBag Day? You should get stoned

youtu.be/fm-po_FUmvM?...

Happy birthday to @hashtagjbag.bsky.social !!!

Recent events are causing me to tap the sign
Here’s a reminder:

Maya, That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore

When I learn to play a song, it’s like me & that song decided to fuck

I have a feeling this is going to be a Sick New Year! For many reasons, but one big reason is #SickNewWorld Round 2 in Texas #SickNewWorld2026

2025 lasted a million years and also just a week and I feel like I accomplished nothing. What’s one reasonable goal I can set for 2026? First of all, years are not about accomplishments. We've all heard the song from Rent. You've gotta count the sunsets and coffee cups and and strifes(?). (Also in inches which seems like an inversion of how light years are a unit of distance.) You will have, presumably by year's end, weathered 365 consecutive days of ups and downs in 2025 alone. The feeling that you haven't accomplished anything probably means that you were busy fulfilling all the relentless and immersive obligations of being a person, which is an accomplishment on its own.

This week’s That’s Marvelous contains an end-of-year pep talk speed round! Plus some self-indulgent reflection! Read it all or even just some: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/164-new-year...

Surviving is overrated.

May God Curse You, My Heart

I'll just floss tomorrow

santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”

Update: Initially, the power was out for 30 hrs, then back on, but rumored it would shut down again at 5AM. It came true at 6AM, the power went out for about 12 hours. It’s stayed on about a whole day now

If you’re ordering a pizza, listen to “Chic N’ Stu” by System Of A Down. Bonus points if you actually get a pizza with all the toppings in the song

Don't worry they protected your local data center. You uploads will still be there.

Thank you sir

The power at my house has been out a day and could be out for 2-3 more days. This is due to what I call “Extreme Climate-Change-Type Weather”

If AI was capable of anything important, innovative or revolutionary then you wouldn’t be able to access it.

Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling

Bought this Apple thing to use as an alarm clock. Couldn’t figure out how to snooze it. Found out you’ve got to SAY “hey siri snooze”

WTF?

Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

The Smurfs lived in mushroom houses because they were just Gargamel's hallucinations from eating mushrooms. That's why Gargamel could never catch them. They were in his head the whole time. Terrence McKenna was in contact with the Smurfs. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE PEOPLE

True story, & he looked exactly like this:

The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time

4 out of 5 dentists suggest #FZadventures pics - especially when @hashtagjbag.bsky.social is in them!

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea