if your gf falls asleep on the couch and you try to wake her up like 3 times and she just falls back asleep you gotta just leave her there right
11.01.2026 09:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0if your gf falls asleep on the couch and you try to wake her up like 3 times and she just falls back asleep you gotta just leave her there right
11.01.2026 09:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0my buddy bailed on our week long plan to hang out tonight ππΌππΌππΌ
11.01.2026 04:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry this seems to have recorded with insanely loud audio. i am not good with computer
10.01.2026 01:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you know I had to hit his ass with the horn
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Mr. Too Damn Comfy
10.01.2026 00:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
crazy ass clouds
09.01.2026 18:12 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0hopefully for good reasons heheh
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i miss my bike man
08.04.2025 04:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0trying buldak "jjajang" flavor instant noodles and trying not to think about the various horrors
11.03.2025 06:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about getting really fucked up and flossing my teeth till they bleed like the CIA lady from Hanna (2011)
25.02.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0haven't watched severance and I thought everyone was just posting about belly buttons for fun
19.02.2025 04:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0slam some IPAs brother. everything is permitted
12.02.2025 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I were cave diving in an uncharted cave at severe depths I could easily overcome the effects of nitrogen narcosis and safely navigate to the surface
11.02.2025 20:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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06.02.2025 05:27 β π 27 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0taking notes...
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my great grandpa liked bananas with spots and toast that was basically burnt. I'm with him on the bananas but have yet to come around on the toast front
06.02.2025 04:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's clean your keyboard Wednesday. don't forget to clean your keyboard or you will inherit the curse
05.02.2025 16:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hey woah I'm catching strays here
04.02.2025 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0going to the grocery store. sound off in the comments with some of your favorite groceries
04.02.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(Giving my sword a few test swings at the smithy)
(Sword smith) Notice how wieldy it is now.
(Me) Yeah it was pretty unwieldy before
tried to play disc golf but most of the course was flooded and muddy and the rest of it was really busy. I think I ended up playing like 8 before giving up. ah well
02.02.2025 23:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0god i fuckin love tuna sandwiches
01.02.2025 05:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0successfully caught a wood screw I dropped while on a ladder today but gouged the fuck out of my pinky in the process. from now on I'm probably just gonna let em fall
31.01.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gn
30.01.2025 05:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0anyone wanna get married for healthcare reasons? I am insured and also can cook pretty well
30.01.2025 01:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
how to walk quietly in the forest leading with the outside edge of your foot
how to tell what an ant ate last (pine needles)
how to hold a perch so its spines don't prick your hand
how to start a fire with birch bark
how to breathe
how to stay downwind
how to
I need to throw a party
29.01.2025 06:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all good. to be honest I wasn't even sure if you could post stuff like that on here
29.01.2025 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0woah woah woah woah woah !
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