Myke Reid

Manu should be ashamed for trying to tee-p Afyyn Behn for maga, tying to AOC, Jeffries, defundiing police.

#Borowitz #/trumpeffect

I think Trump was dazzled by the length of the deal -- $1 trillion, payable in installments of $1 million per year.

No telling -- he would throw his deceased father's corpse under the bus if he thought it would distract the voters.

I absolutely believe that to be true. By the time the files are finally released by AG Pam Bondi there won't be any mention of Trump or his associates, even those we've already seen and know were once part of the files.

At 79 years old, this is as good as this arse is ever going to be.

I'd get out too.

Repressive and ugly is how I would describe the United States right now.

There are going to be a lot of single men because there is no way a woman should have her accomplishments and her dignity undermined by an idiot with barely high school and who will never grow.

Unsolicited Journalism Advice: The proper response for being called 'piggy' is, "what the fuck did you just call me, you fat bastard?"

Wait -- because you were shut down on Twitter you're leaving us here on Bluesky?

Who could blame her? I would think a young woman would have to at least consider it as an option, and there are certainly worse places than Bali.

Gallup: 40% of Women under 45 Would Leave U.S. Permanently
#TrumpEffect

My question is, who the hell stands there and listens to this insanity for over 5 seconds?

The DOJ shredding machines in Pam Bondi’s office are hot tonight!

In shift, Trump says House should vote to release Epstein files Lawmakers pushing for the release of more files are planning a news conference at the Capitol on Tuesday alongside victims of convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Trump says Epstein Files Should be Released: Electricity to Power Shredders at DOJ likely to cause blackout in DC

Too bad you have to go to Ireland to smell it -- MAGA makes the U.S. stink.

Unfortunately, I think he's succeeded in desensitizing a large segment of the American people to his grift -- in that nothing he does surprises us.

Trump buys at least $82 million in bonds since late August, disclosures show Trump's new bond investments span several industries, including sectors that have already benefited, or are benefiting, from his administration's policy changes such as financial deregulation.

Trump buys $82 Million in Bonds Since Late August
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FBI Director Kash Patel Waived Polygraph Security Screening for Dan Bongino, Two Other Senior Staff As the FBI’s deputy director, Bongino receives some of the country’s most sensitive secrets, including the President’s Daily Brief. His ascent to that position without passing a standard bureau backgr...

FBI Deputy Director, Dan Bongino, hasn’t passed a basic background check:
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Trump's granddaughter shoots 83 in LPGA debut Kai Trump shot a 13-over 83 on Thursday in her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika, leaving President Donald Trump's granddaughter last in the 108-player field.

Trump's Granddaughter Sucks at Golf. Not sure why that makes me happy.
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🔍 Additional Epstein emails raise more serious questions about Trump. In one email, serial predator Jeffrey Epstein says no one was "as bad as Trump."

Read them for yourself, and you be the judge:

CNN reports Bovino has left Chicago and is headed to Charlotte. Interested to see how he's received in North Carolina.

The never-before-seen Epstein emails released by Oversight Dems raise serious questions about why the White House continues to cover up the Epstein files.

This cannot go on. It’s time the American people got the truth. It’s time to release the files.

Self-explanatory

It certainly seems that way.

Supreme Court extends SNAP payment pause over Jackson’s objection — The Hill The Supreme Court extended a block until Thursday night on lower court orders requiring the Trump administration to make full Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) payments during the gover...

We are governed by hateful people.
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Tonight was a very bad night.

Seems only appropriate that DOJ launch an investigation into Don and Eric's relationship with CZ, right?

Pardons are now available for anyone who can pay for them. This is the most corrupt President in history.

Thune Says Deal to Reopen Government Is ‘Coming Together’

This isn't normal behavior for a human:

Trump proposes to eliminate the Food for Peace program, which sends surplus American crops to communities around the world that are experiencing famine and starvation.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/u...