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"You know what we call that? We call that a webslinging ass kicking!" A continuation of @ImperfectSpider from X/Twitter #MarvelRP #MVRP #DCRP

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~And would begin to trail the creature for a minute before swinging onto the creatures back.

"Hey there, buddy, Didn't anyone tell you? There's a flying permit you know-"

He can't stop himself from cracking jokes.

28.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

~something like this, but he knew several other heroes were busy on their own patrols. Not to mention, all of the numbers on his phone were from his universe-

Luckily for Peter, he was only a few blocks away when he'd initially received the call.

So he'd managed to catch up pretty quick~

28.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given that this wasn't exactly a normal occurrence in New York, Peter had received a call from one of the many SHIELD agents he kept in contact with, who'd informed him of multiple reports of an unknown mutant flying above the streets of Manhattan.

Normally, Peter would let another hero handle~

28.01.2026 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

~With S.H.I.E.L.D. I can see if they can allocate some supplementary funding, but... don't count on it. They aren't keen on working with villains, even the ones who aren't complete monsters."

28.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"A wise move, but not all of us superheroes have the same playbook, what works for me probably won't work for the old iron tin can down the street."

His eyes narrow slightly behind the mask at the implication of a financial incentive to sway her away from Oscorp.

"I have a few connections~

28.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Woah- no kidding?!? Is it any good?!?"

Look at the 26 year old child getting excited for a video game remake.

"Don't judge- Haven't been able to play a video game in almost a decade- and seeing how advanced they've gotten in other universes is pretty exciting-"

28.01.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Introducing

"Oh! Welcome to the Gold-Hand Ranch friend! We have all kinds of stuff here. Mainly berries and hot people. Hehe.

Ah! Make yourself at home, and I'll get someone for you!"

Dimitri Vlashkovich, the star eyed deer

28.01.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Peter watched as the giant of a man left the room and chuckled. Returning his attention to Violette as she mentioned the sniper.

"That would explain why my spider sense has been going off the rails since I got in here... fair warning, Bullets have a bad track record when it comes to hitting me."

28.01.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Just try and take it slow, alright? Last video game I played was Pac-Man world- is that a thing in this universe?"

28.01.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

For the last time

NO IT'S NOT A NEW SYMBIOTE SUIT-

28.01.2026 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What I'd suggest is cutting off anything to do with Oscorp, I've seen good folks reach out to your people for help... so I can't imagine you're all bad... but tying yourself up with Oscorp? You're risking throwing your reputation down the drain with that one."

28.01.2026 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐™‚๐™๐™ค๐™จ๐™ฉ-๐™จ๐™ฅ๐™ž๐™™๐™š๐™ง ๐™œ๐™ค๐™š๐™จ . .

๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐— ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—ง๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—˜ .แŸ .แŸ โ€”โ€” #๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

27.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Yeah, that sounds like something Norman would love to have on his payroll... Look, with all due respect, ma'am... You do realize you're working with the guy who nearly bombed three quarters of the city, right?"

28.01.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธโœฆโ€ขโ”ˆเน‘โ‹…โ‹ฏ ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ โ‹ฏโ‹…เน‘โ”ˆโ€ขโœฆ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ

๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ| ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ'๐ฏ๐ž ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ž.
๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ| ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ'๐ฏ๐ž ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ.
๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ| ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ'๐ซ๐ž ๐’๐ฉ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ-๐Œ๐š๐ง.

โœฆโ€ข๐€๐œ๐ญ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ข๐ญ.โ€ขโœฆ

๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธโœฆโ€ขโ”ˆเน‘โ‹…โ‹ฏ ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ โ‹ฏโ‹…เน‘โ”ˆโ€ขโœฆ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ

24.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Man, and here I thought Illusions were mysterio's thing- You're telling me I came all this way and don't even get to see the real deal? Bummer- Still didn't give me anything I can work with though."

He is almost incapable of being serious unless it's really necessary.

28.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Maybe just a little bit..."

28.01.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'We...Are...The Lethal Protector!'

30.10.2024 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Look, I'm not putting the guy down-

In my universe, he's a full-on hero, even without powers.

Just find it funny how it takes the world ending for that to happen-"

28.01.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Yeah... Yeah...

J Jonah Jackass can't go one day without slandering me, so I'm sure that picture made his day.

I can see it already,

THAT MENACE SPIDER-MAN IS AFTER THE BIRDS NOW-"

28.01.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

~A polite women like yourself. So maybe you could enlighten me?"

He's not exactly intimidating, so this was his way of negotiating.

28.01.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Straight to the point with this one, Peter could respect that somewhat. Getting down from his web line with a small flip.

"A little birdy told me this place was the place to be if you needed information. Rumor has it you've been making deals with Oscorp and I just can't see what they'd need with~

28.01.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

|| ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I didn't consent to such a kind post /Silly

28.01.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Can confirm a photo was taken for the Bugle..."

28.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes-

But it's a weird kind of road rage.

Aka, he has raged out after impacting a seagul mid web swing.

He doesn't have a car-

28.01.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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[ ๐™๐™–๐™ฎ๐™š, ๐™Ž๐™ฅ๐™–๐™ฌ๐™ฃ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ˆ๐™–๐™œ๐™ž๐™˜ ]

- NO LEWD!
- 18+ writer
- Crack / Banter / Serious

17.12.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His eyes widened slightly from behind his mask, This woman was taller than The Kingpin-

However, when she mentioned his ability to bypass her security, a small smirk formed beneath his mask.

"Yeah, about that- you should probably upgrade to windows 11- Your operating system is way outdated."

28.01.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Casually swinging about New York (616). Peter was enjoying the fact that, unlike back home, people still walked the streets, and buildings were still fully structurally sound.
A nice change of pace.

"Wonder If I can still do those flips and spins I used to do as a teenager."

28.01.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super-girl...

Kind of a lazy name, no?

[He is one to talk.]

28.01.2026 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใ…ค
Big S on my chest

A very fashionable red skirt

Who else would I be if not Supergirl?

#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP

31.12.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Peter had initially snuck into the facility, although given his cover was blown he decided to throw discretion out the window.

Lowering himself from the roof with a web line.

"Evening, Don't suppose you called the super hero hotline?"

A jokester as always.

28.01.2026 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1