donna

Ok my self deprecating phase is over I’m back on my positive affirmations bullshit

What’s it called when you feel like everyone hates you for no reason at all and you’re embarrassed by everything you’ve ever said or done. Asking for a friend

I am addicted to notifications. Posting to my -12 followers on Bluesky to cleanse myself

Eating snow rn don’t text

Girls only want one thing and it’s pastel colored mochi

I think if anyone in this world can pull off the nb 1906 loafers it’s me. And we will see about that very shortly

I’m so glad that people don’t workout at my gym barefoot 😷

Yeonmi Park, a famous liar who became an arbiter incredulous of truth in meme form

In my country if you want to fight fires you can do 540 hours of training & become a highly salaried firefighter. But if you are impatient you can just kill someone & fight fires for free. However if you want to continue fighting fires after paying your debt to society you must kill someone again.

my opinion on congestion pricing is that it should cost 10,000 dollars to honk your car horn

My husband holding his phone up to our build-a-bear monkey child:
Look Georgie that’s Bob Lasalle from dime :)

Ok I went for a walk outside and I’m feeling better now 😌 day 5 no weed I am crushing it

I wanted to switch gyms for a minute bc mine is always so busy but then I realized I would miss my gym locals too much like the group of 40 yr old guys who always bench together and the one guy who asked me out on a date and then has never talked to me again since I told him I was married 🥺

It’s so crazy seeing people rdl 100+ lbs with no straps and I’m over here using straps with 75lbs lmao

Everything is pissing me the fuck off today!!!! And I can’t even smoke weed about it!!!

My work bought this stupid as fuck scheduling software that looks and acts like it is from the 90s and I am so goddamn annoyed by this user interface I want to scream

If I knew how to do software development it would be so over for these hoes

I’ve been eating slightly healthier for like 4 days now and my sweet tooth cravings are mostly gone already this is insane

they should invent glasses that don't get mysteriously dirty

Not a squishmallow but newest addition to the family 🥰

Yes I am 29 years old. Yes I have a squishmallow collection

Crying thinking about how good it feels to walk outside 🥲

Still can’t believe I saw Petar Stantchev skating in Barcelona that was the best day ever he don’t miss !!!

My little outfit of the day 🦩 feeling cute might never delete!!

Living in New York City is all about putting on little outfits to go outside and shoulder check tourists on the sidewalk <3

Life is so boring when you don’t have a Goal to work towards

Spending more time on Bluesky to get over my notification addiction

Don’t talk to me unless it’s about skating, weightlifting, or $1M+ Zillow listings in Manhattan

You can tell that sneaker resellers have the worlds worst taste in fashion due to the fact that the fugliest shoes are always the most expensive in the resale market

I’ve been watching a fuck ton of training videos for work on 2x speed lately and it’s completely cooked my interpersonal communication like I find myself getting annoyed at how slow people talk irl now 🤦🏻‍♀️