Sean C

Same here.

Between his ears is an embedded clod of mud. Nothing grows within it.

Don't let facts get in the way of headlines, eh Readers?

An evening of alright-ness beckons. Buzzcocks and Stranglers on the same bill? Yeah, sounds pretty good to me. Never seen either one of these fine bands before so let's see what all the fuss is about, shall we? (Several decades too late...)

Did he wear one on his trips to Epstein Island?

Imagine having to be that close to the farting old baboon. Those poor people...and having to listen to his drivel too. I'd take my chances with the parachute.

It's pretty cold out already so I've turned the fiery Test Card on for the first time this year.

Motorway traffic is a huge ballet of assumption. The rules are there but will you follow them? Will you?

YouTube video by Cardiacs - Topic The May

This is a decent way to usher in the weekend. Try it. Buy it. Tell 'em I sent ya.

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I was in Rye earlier today and decided to go into an arts and crafts shop. It had a very narrow doorway and being a fairly large chap, I threaded myself through the door. This startled a chap who was already in there and said, ”Achtung!" when he saw me.

I have rarely gotten an "Achtung!" before.

Willy Idol.

A trowel.

Absolutely right. So do I.

I want to hear the list of names read out in full. I want the perpetrators to feel the terror of being exposed in front of the whole world and for them to know that prison awaits them all.

I have never heard of Chip Roy but he can fuck off into a volcano and take his shit-fuck friends with him.

"Candle" Len Hopkirk (deceased).

His light went out,
His wick, drowned in wax,
He snuffs out all life,
Behind people's backs.

He can barely drive a golf buggy...

The shitting... he's got that covered.

My downstairs neighbour is called Chuck. Strangely, my upstairs neighbour is also called Chuck. I refer to them as "Down Chuck" and "Up Chuck" just to differentiate between the two.

From the top down?

People voted for a lunatic and therefore he will do lunatic things. I feel sorry for Americans. Look at who is lording it above you. Get out on the march! No FUCKING KINGS!

Right now, any opposition to Reform is hugely welcome. They ought to be left out in the cold and this will help.

Dan Macerator. It started innocently enough at an 'all you can eat' buffet. He was competing with an off duty necromancer at another table. Taunting him about how much he'd eaten compared to the Dark Wizard. This gave the dark wizard the hump and he summoned a spell to turn Dan into whirling teeth.

It's been two weeks since I inadvertently made a jogger run through some shit.
It's still playing on my mind...I mean, it was absolutely ace but I didn't mean to do it.
(I would do it again.)

Nick Cage. After seeing a stage hypnotist,Nick believes that he is locked behind bars despite no such thing ever happening to him. He wanders around in the hope that he will bump into "The Great Enchanto" again to release him from his eternal and internal captivity.

LSD - YouTube

I've no doubt about it but... have you tried this?

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

You Americans are really going to have to do something about that man. He's not on your side, you know. He's only there to steal from you and he's doing a remarkable job of that. Stand up to him. Your reporters need to call him out on EVERY SINGLE LIE. Stop letting him get away with it all.

That's the spaghetti....please, don't describe the bollocknaise.

Bubble chum. He follows people that he sees chewing gum. They spit it onto the ground and that's when he strikes. He assimilates the ghastly gummers and they wander around for all time listening to him whispering, "go on......blow a bubble."